Rum vs. sodomy vs. the lash

[Gustaf]

Rum damnit!

Because I'm not a fan of freaky sex thank you very much.

Sodomy is freaky sex now?

Not a big rum fan and even less of a lash fan. Assuming I can pick the type of sodomy there are varieties of that which are enjoyable enough though.

[Gustaf]

I'm not gay and I don't much care for whippings.  So rum it is.

Sodomy is any sort of sex that isn't penis in vagina. Doesn't have to be gay.

I went on Wikipedia to confirm which it is, and it seemed to imply it's just anal sex between guys.

If I knew it wasn't just that, I probably would've voted for it.

What do you mean "seemed to imply"? Here is the definition from Wiki:

"Sodomy (/ˈsɒdəmi/), refers to anal sex or other non-penile/vaginal copulation-like acts, especially between male persons or between a person and an animal.[1] "

So, sure, it is especially used that way, but it clearly is not limited to that.

[Gustaf]

Rum damnit!

Because I'm not a fan of freaky sex thank you very much.

Sodomy is freaky sex now?

Not a big rum fan and even less of a lash fan. Assuming I can pick the type of sodomy there are varieties of that which are enjoyable enough though.

Not to sound like a prude or what not, but the idea of sticking it in someone's butt is unappealing to me.  Taking it is even more of a "no no" for me, considering I don't like sore ass.  And the "lash"?  F*** that sh*t man I ain't getting spanked to get sexually aroused man!  That's for freaks!

Rum however, is a necessary part of my everday diet.  So yeah, no contest.

Sodomy as far I understand can be anything that isn't non-vaginal sex. And I've no problem with that.

Also, prude.

[Gustaf]

Rum makes me ill.

Yeah, that's typically the case for me as well. One of my least favourite alcohols, to be honest.