Hide Behind the Poll 1 - Virginity

[Purple State]

wait, isn't the point to "hide behind the poll"

i'm confizzled.

Dem peeple dun' read nuffin'

[Purple State]

Gosh, you make the Pope look evil.

Oh, Lord, you really served up a soft ball right there. I'm surprised no one jumped on it yet. 

What?

"You make the Pope look evil."

A lot of people think our current Pope is evil or, at the very least, looks a little scary. 

True.  Fine - I'll rephrase it.  You make Jimmy Carter look evil.

Jimmy Carter is seen as a little too friendly with people like Fidel Castro and even some Palestinian organizations.

Here's a suggestion: Stop trying.  

I never stop trying.  Rin-Chan makes Santa Claus look evil.  Nobody thinks Santa Claus is evil (unless he sits on you).  Gosh I sound like an idiot - I should go to bed.

Actually, the Dutch version of Santa (Sinterklaas) has black slaves (Zwarte Piet) that make the toys and then, on Christmas, trek by foot behind Sinter on his white horse and lug the bags of gifts behind him.

I would follow Phil's advice.

[Purple State]

No, I get it while I can.

Here's a weird question, have any of you had room mates who stole your condoms? (for their use)

new or used?

That would be...so wrong.