When will the next recession be?

[DC Al Fine]

You may as well ask a bunch of shamans how bountiful the next harvest will be based on their reading of goat entrails. Predicting recessions is a mugs game.

That would be more fun than normal TV/radio reports.

"As you can see, the goat's intestines fell in a sort of S shape, which means we can expect a mild recession this year."