Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

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I am rather well-informed.

You forgot this:

The bottom line is these people are beyond help.

Reminds me of someone...

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Believe it or not, Christians in this country are persecuted, though not as severely as our brethren in third-world countries.

In America, you have the ACLU, which I call the Anti Christian Litigation Unit, tries to stamp out all forms of Christianity there is and would even be overjoyed at every person that professes to know Christ be thrown in jail and executed.  They try to take Christ out of Christmas (Yes, Christmas is a Christian holiday).  They took prayer out of our schools.  They take the Ten Commandments off our courtroom walls.  They throw you in jail for praying on the steps of the US Capitol.  Believe me, folks, there is a war going on.  The war is raging between the forces of the Prince of the Air (Satan) and the Saints of God (Christians).  Fortunately, though, no matter how bad it gets, The Bible gives this one promise that every Christian who genuinely has asked Christ to come into their hearts to save them can hold on to:  We know who wins the war in the end.  Satan while he is still fighting, knows he has been defeated.  He knows he is doomed to the lake of fire, which is Hell.  He is just trying to bring as many people as he can with him.  To rephrase what the famed radio talk show host Paul Harvey would say "We know the rest of the story".  This battle that I'm talking about is not fought with swords or guns or cannons or armored vehicles.  It is fought on our hands and knees praying and crying out to our God.

What color is this guy's avatar again?

Duh.

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You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

Gonna?

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You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

Gonna?

If that's a spelling mistake, then so is "don't" and "won't".

Well, gonna is a somewhat irregular contraction.

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You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

Gonna?

If that's a spelling mistake, then so is "don't" and "won't".

Well, gonna is a somewhat irregular contraction.

True, but as long as he's not writing in formal English, it's fine. This is the internet, where people use phrases such as "LOL" and "WTH" that are much worse.

Hey, tell it to gporter.

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Completely sound. Imagine if States' Rights fanatics started taxing every federal institution 1000000%.

It wouldn't be States Rights then, it would be States Wrongs

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"D-KY" is not equal to "D-AT" unless I missed that part in grade one.

You didn't learn that Kentucky=Austria in 1st grade? Where were you?

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There probably needs to be a woman on the ticket so they can match the Democrats (if Hillary gets to be their candidate). McCain should pick someone like Sandra Day O'Conners or even Oprah (if her boy Obama loses, she may be really mad).

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RUDY SURGE! 11%!

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The only language I speak fluently is English.

I am currently study Russian

Somehow, I doubt the first statement based on the evidence presented.

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The only language I speak fluently is English.

I am currently study Russian

Somehow, I doubt the first statement based on the evidence presented.

Oh f**k you all. I speak and write perfectly I can't help it if you and Mr. Germany there can't realize the brilliance of my poetic speech.

That would be goldmine material if it wasn't already in this thread.

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Oh f**k you all. I speak and write perfectly

Humble.

That word is forever tainted on this forum, though fortunately for you, you missed that episode.

I came right at the end of it. Can you fill me in?

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Now it's funnier:

I suggest removing McCain - he's only winning 1 state now, and it's kind obvious he's not going to have a comeback.

I suggest removing McCain - he's only winning 1 state now, and it's kind obvious he's not going to have a comeback.

I don't support this idea.

Very categorical, no reasoning involved...but correct.

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0

Gporter asks how Eisenhower  would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0

Gporter asks how Eisenhower  would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.

Nice to see I didn't need to nominate myself again

I would've nominated you that time, but I forgot.

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68335.0

Gporter asks how Eisenhower  would have done if he had been able to run for a third term, then goes of on a tangent about a third term for Reagan. Hilarity ensues as he argues that Reagan caused the end of the COld War singlehandedly.

Nice to see I didn't need to nominate myself again

I would've nominated you that time, but I forgot.

It's been deleted! *gasps*

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You cannot stop being a democratic hack. Can you?

Honestly, that's about the same map I'd produce for that scenario.

Which is why it's in this thread.

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Key:
Slanted States mean that the candidate won the popular vote in these states, but no delagates will be awarded.

Slanted??!!??

Italicized.

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Key:
Slanted States mean that the candidate won the popular vote in these states, but no delagates will be awarded.

Slanted??!!??

Italicized.

I knew that, I just found it hilarious he doesn't use the word "italicized" like most of us.

I thought you'd have gotten over his...um...peculiarities by now.

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Even though I'm a part of this thread, I still think it deserves inclusion:
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=70115.15

I forgive you.