What is your relationship status

[Bacon King]

Single; I already have friends to meet my emotional, social, and physical needs so I have little desire for a serious relationship. Also, even if I were to seriously fall for someone, I'd still remain single until I was entirely certain my bipolar disorder is completely managed for the long term- my depressive episodes have often brought about painful breakups in the past.

[Bacon King]

Forever alone.

You don't have to rub it in our face, you know

Single, and it will stay that way.

In a committed relationship with Lefty.

I can help

[Bacon King]

I have a girlfriend. She has a nice butt and bakes me cookies so it's pretty good.

That's a keeper!

^^^^^

Everything you could ever ask for in a woman.