The Confession

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You are the greatest.

Waiting for your next persona!

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You are the greatest.

Waiting for your next persona!

This is what's wrong with this forum.

Still wondering why no one likes you?

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You are the greatest.

Waiting for your next persona!

This is what's wrong with this forum.

Still wondering why no one likes you?

1. People like me.
2. If people dislike me because I advocate for the banning and removal of trolls, I'm ok with being disliked by those people.

Alas, deep in your heart you wish you were as popular as The Professor and other great users, but you also realize you'll never achieve their greatness. So you're trying to compensate by plaing an internet strongman.

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next time you make an account (and do make another account), notify me the Head of the International Posters' Union and we'll better be able to defend your interests.

Speaking on behalf of the forum to the banned hacks/unfunny trolls that may be reading this, please do not make another account, the International Posters' Union will not be defending your interests and will consider you a scab.

All those who truly believe in the goal of making the Forum a better place will.

Hacks and unfunny trolls will not be defended. Funny trolls will be.

Indeed. The Professor alone was far more valuable than 20 average "serious" posters.

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Good old days...

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Well, 'a Person', the fact remains that you and your assumptions were completely wrong.  I accept your apology, but in future, spend more time playing with your My Little Pony dolls instead and leave the internet detective work to people who know what they're talking about.

Careful, man, he might start a coalition against you and whine about your behavior to AH...

What's 'AH'?

Bad place.

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But maybe my taste is just more European.

Don't you dare to invoke the European defense here.

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But maybe my taste is just more European.

Don't you dare to invoke the European defense here.

Yeah considering European humor is just pratfalls and the like.

American humour seems to generally be less subtle and elaborate. Like for example, calling yourself a professor and having your joke being that you treat people as if you are a professor.

Van Der Blub is the funniest troll I can recall on here.

Are you single? If not, we know the reason.

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But maybe my taste is just more European.

Don't you dare to invoke the European defense here.

Yeah considering European humor is just pratfalls and the like.

American humour seems to generally be less subtle and elaborate. Like for example, calling yourself a professor and having your joke being that you treat people as if you are a professor.

Van Der Blub is the funniest troll I can recall on here.

Are you single? If not, we know the reason.

Are you, in fact, implying that Gustaf has contacted Vanderblub trough this forum in order to pursue a relation with him?

This thought haven't crossed my mind, yet this would be kind of interesting, I must say.

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But maybe my taste is just more European.

Don't you dare to invoke the European defense here.

Yeah considering European humor is just pratfalls and the like.

American humour seems to generally be less subtle and elaborate. Like for example, calling yourself a professor and having your joke being that you treat people as if you are a professor.

Van Der Blub is the funniest troll I can recall on here.

Are you single? If not, we know the reason.

Huh? Are you trying to make a joke about the professor helping me to get girls?

I wasn't trying enough