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« Reply #175 on: April 21, 2009, 05:11:21 PM »
^lol Phil

Quote from: Deeds for Governor '09 on April 21, 2009, 04:44:19 PM
Will your office be open from sundown Friday to sundown Saturday?
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« Reply #176 on: April 21, 2009, 06:25:37 PM »
Quote from: Sliced Bread the Great on April 21, 2009, 06:23:46 PM

No, he isn't. I'm states rights, but I can't stand him.

He isn't known for being states rights, anyway.
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« Reply #177 on: April 21, 2009, 11:41:43 PM »
Quote from: Made in the USA on April 21, 2009, 02:58:53 PM
Quote from: Mint on April 21, 2009, 12:33:59 PM
There's no age requirement. Some movies are instant classics, although that phrase has been ruined.

Indeed.  Films like "Field of Dreams" were true instant classics, but other films, say, the Star Wars IV, V, and VI movies didn't really become true classics until I, II, and III and we had the complete set.

BTW, Kevin Costner's "Field of Dreams" turns 20 years old this week.

...he really said the original Star Wars movies were not classics until the prequels?
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« Reply #178 on: April 21, 2009, 11:43:33 PM »
Quote from: Senator Realisticidealist on April 10, 2009, 10:12:04 PM
Quote from: NKK on April 10, 2009, 09:32:31 PM
My views are basically a unique mix of Nader, Buchanan, Paul, and Duke.

You forgot Hitler.

LOL. I laughes so ahrd at that one. I don't know why, just funny.
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« Reply #179 on: April 22, 2009, 01:16:34 AM »

Click for context.  I laughed out loud on this one.
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« Reply #180 on: April 22, 2009, 01:33:05 AM »
Quote from: Vander Blubb on April 22, 2009, 01:08:36 AM
Who is Perez Hilton?  Is that like the Mexican Paris Hilton?


Blubby came out swinging tonight.
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« Reply #181 on: April 22, 2009, 02:50:45 PM »
Quote from: px75 on April 22, 2009, 01:33:05 AM
Quote from: Vander Blubb on April 22, 2009, 01:08:36 AM
Who is Perez Hilton?  Is that like the Mexican Paris Hilton?


Blubby came out swinging tonight.

It would be funny, except that's exactly his joke in coming up with that name. He has a different real name.
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« Reply #182 on: April 22, 2009, 08:48:45 PM »
Quote from: Deeds for Governor '09 on April 22, 2009, 07:34:53 PM
Quote from: The Stars are Projectors on April 01, 2009, 12:26:47 PM
Einzige's first post:


So very unlikely he has an accredited degree higher than a Master's, or any degree at all in fact besides a two-year one.

He got Constine'd!

Tongue

BTW, the post quoted in the quoted post is BRTD's Crowning Moment of Awesome on this forum.
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« Reply #183 on: April 22, 2009, 08:56:19 PM »
Quote from: Sir Humphrey on April 22, 2009, 08:48:45 PM
Quote from: Deeds for Governor '09 on April 22, 2009, 07:34:53 PM
Quote from: The Stars are Projectors on April 01, 2009, 12:26:47 PM
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So very unlikely he has an accredited degree higher than a Master's, or any degree at all in fact besides a two-year one.

He got Constine'd!

Tongue

BTW, the post quoted in the quoted post is BRTD's Crowning Moment of Awesome on this forum.

Totally agree.  It was his single best post.
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« Reply #184 on: April 23, 2009, 01:14:18 AM »
Quote from: Senator Realisticidealist on April 22, 2009, 11:07:59 PM
Quote from: Vander Blubb on April 22, 2009, 10:39:28 PM
Was John McCain really our nominee?  Damn, that's scary to think about.  Damn.  I don't know what to think.  It's like .... whoa.  John McCain.  No way.  President McCain. Whoa.

Sigh. Somebody found the weed stash again...
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« Reply #185 on: April 23, 2009, 08:16:15 PM »
Quote from: bullmoose88 on April 23, 2009, 08:08:26 PM
Quote from: Joe Republic on April 23, 2009, 07:04:41 PM
A conservative faction of the Republican National Committee is urging the GOP to take a harder line against both Democrats and wayward Republicans, drafting a resolution to rename the opposition the “Democrat Socialist Party” and moving to rebuke the three Republican senators who supported the stimulus package.

Aww right guys!  This move is sure to get fresh blood in our ranks so you guys can youthanize this party once and for all!

Teehee.
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« Reply #186 on: April 23, 2009, 09:53:07 PM »

That's not even the actual quote....
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« Reply #187 on: April 23, 2009, 09:55:10 PM »
Quote from: Persepolis on April 23, 2009, 09:53:07 PM

That's not even the actual quote....
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« Reply #188 on: April 24, 2009, 01:19:19 PM »
Punctuation problems?

Quote from: The Stars are Projectors on April 24, 2009, 12:35:45 PM
There's a difference among rap. All sounds the same to me?
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« Reply #189 on: April 24, 2009, 03:56:07 PM »

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« Reply #190 on: April 24, 2009, 03:56:33 PM »
Quote from: RowanBrandon on April 24, 2009, 03:45:08 PM
Quote from: Lunar on April 24, 2009, 03:40:26 PM
I never made a prediction, I just said he was the frontrunner for the nom.  Hell, I'm semi-working for one of Terry's Democratic opponents and I would never cast a vote for Terry myself ... I'd rather stay home

You're working for him all the way from Ireland?
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« Reply #191 on: April 24, 2009, 05:56:44 PM »
Quote from: Romney/Thune`12 on April 24, 2009, 04:26:57 PM
It's stupid that in most states, schools teach evolution, but not creation. There is no scientific proof that either exists.
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« Reply #192 on: April 24, 2009, 11:06:08 PM »
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« Reply #193 on: April 24, 2009, 11:30:49 PM »

Get the quote right, loser.
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« Reply #194 on: April 24, 2009, 11:44:48 PM »
« Edited: April 24, 2009, 11:48:32 PM by Mint »

I saw that coming 15 seconds after you posted it.
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« Reply #195 on: April 25, 2009, 12:09:35 AM »
Leave the politics at the door, DebsFan.
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« Reply #196 on: April 25, 2009, 01:29:21 AM »
Quote from: paul718 on April 25, 2009, 12:09:35 AM
Leave the politics at the door, DebsFan.

I don't know if you really have to do that but at least quote people correctly.
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« Reply #197 on: April 25, 2009, 08:22:56 AM »
Genius:

Quote from: Gustaf on April 23, 2009, 09:17:38 AM
How the Great Depression was handled in Europe? We knew it was caused by the Jews, so we tried to eradicate them. Didn't work, so I recommend another solution this time.
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« Reply #198 on: April 25, 2009, 11:23:23 AM »
Quote from: Eraserhead on April 25, 2009, 01:29:21 AM
Quote from: paul718 on April 25, 2009, 12:09:35 AM
Leave the politics at the door, DebsFan.

I don't know if you really have to do that but at least quote people correctly.

What??

EDIT:  Nevermind.  I misread you.
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« Reply #199 on: April 25, 2009, 12:06:42 PM »
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