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« on: February 17, 2019, 08:07:12 PM »
Quote from: President Johnson on February 17, 2019, 10:28:48 AM
The God Emperor is at again.


So, NBC allowing their program's staff writers to exercise their first amendment rights in order to please their target audience for ratings (ad money) is COLLUSION. But Manafort, Stone and Don Jr. meeting with Russians is just "business". Got it.

In two weeks we are going to see tweets about how Trump used to LOVE McDonalds, but now there's "VERY SAD COLLUSION" between "losing McDonalds" and Disney to sell Captain Marvel and Black Panther toys in happy meals, but never Tarzan or Superman or other "high energy winning" (Aryan) heros. "SAD LOSER LIBERAL DIVERSITY AGENDA! BOYCOTT! MAGA!!!"
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« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2019, 02:54:16 AM »
Quote from: Koharu on February 19, 2019, 02:48:13 AM
I would like to know what definition of collusion one has to use to get it to apply to satirical representations of oneself.
The only thing that comes to mind on what he might be implying here would be that SNL is colluding with the Democrats (Pelosi? Schumer? AOC? Hillary?) to make Trump look bad, instead of being politically neutral. Not that Trump would EVER complain if they were pro-Trump. It's textbook conspiracy theory in that it's unnecessarily complicated. SNL could be (and, in fact, is) anti-Trump without any need to collude with Democrats.
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2019, 11:23:50 PM »
Quote from: President Johnson on February 27, 2019, 01:57:50 PM
I can't stop laughing about this ridiculous tweet.


Cadet Bonespurs DID go to Vietnam, you fake news liberals. He was just a few decades late, that's all.
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« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2019, 05:04:50 PM »
« Edited: March 15, 2019, 05:09:25 PM by King TChenka »
This is two days old, and I have to give Stephen Colbert ALL the credit for this.




So America became great in the 30 seconds between those 2 tweets? He also made a point to @ Fox And Friends in a tweet right before this, which was at this exact time on commercial break and showing a 2-for-$5 sandwich Arby's commercial.
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« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2019, 06:08:06 AM »
Quote from: President Johnson on March 17, 2019, 05:02:04 AM
Wut?




"The United States has gone to the top of all lists on the environment."

What the f___ is this guy smoking? Jesus Christ.
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2019, 08:34:23 PM »
Quote from: President Johnson on March 18, 2019, 01:45:58 PM
The God Emperor really had a very busy weekend with tweeting all sorts of garbage.




Why is "ballot box" in quotations? LMAO
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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2019, 10:50:14 AM »
Quote from: GeorgiaModerate on April 19, 2019, 07:31:07 AM

LMAO. Trump said "bull____" but he didn't edit if or spell it in a way to censor it at all. He on rare occassion swears in public but usually not in tweets. Especially not uncensored like that.

# 1 - this is your ptesident, folks

# 2 - methinks your president is triggered as hell right now
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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2019, 11:48:11 AM »
Quote from: Ye Olde Europe on April 23, 2019, 10:52:45 AM
Quote from: Sir Mohamed on April 23, 2019, 08:15:25 AM
No, it's not. You forgot to put up some pictures of fence repairing to "prove" this outlandish lie. LOL at respected again.



Why is it that every time America is actually respected around the world a Republican comes (well, at least it applies to the last two Republicans) and destroys that respect under the guise of restoring respect?? Comes across as a bit conflicted and schizophrenic.
Many (but not all) Republican voters do not undersrand "quiet strength". If we aren't shootong bombs off or threatening somebody, they assume we arw being percieved as weak and unrespected. They need to learn from the Geto Boys:
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A real gangsta-ass _____ plays his cards right
A real gangsta-ass _____ never runs his f___ing mouth
'Cause real gangsta-ass _____s don't start fights
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2019, 08:48:55 PM »
I'm honestly a little bit surprised that Trump hasn't tweeted about Robert Pattinson being the new Batman yet. Maybe he isn't vocally liberal enough for Trump to want to attack him for being a beta male / cuck / soyboy.
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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2019, 04:08:07 PM »
Trump had dropped his pants and he's defecating on America's lawn while staring us down, as we drink our coffee on the front porch of democracy.
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« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2019, 02:09:21 AM »
Never grovel at Emperor Trump's feet. He will just cuck you later for the LOLs when gets bored or needs a distraction. This f___ing loser is INCAPABLE of loyalty but demands it very strongly from everyone around him. If it weren't for the violence and murder, there would be many crime lords in the world right now that I would actually consider better people than President P___ygrabber. Sad...
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« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2019, 04:43:56 PM »
Fox News is literally the top advisor to the American president. The amount of influence Carlson, Hannity and Pirro have over the entire planet is mind-blowing. I remember thinking Cheney had too much sway over Dubya. This is so much worse.
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« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2019, 05:34:39 PM »
Quote from: Ghost of Ruin on August 10, 2019, 07:15:07 AM


Nothing establishes that you're sane and honest better than screaming that your critics are insane and shouting your catchphrase.
Rule #1 of the internet and written language... caps lock = calm, rational, stable
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« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2019, 02:18:10 PM »
We missed this gem because it wasn't actually on Twitter.

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-campaign-attacks-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-on-electoral-college-2019-8

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"Crazy AOC wants to ABOLISH the Electoral College. Let's remind her this is OUR country, not the Coastal Elites," a text message from the Trump Campaign to supporters read.

But it was Trump who railed against the "sham" Electoral College, calling the system a "disaster for a democracy" and a "travesty" in the years before he entered politics.

Trump even called for "a revolution in this country" after claiming President Barack Obama lost the popular vote to Mitt Romney in 2012. (Obama popular vote total ultimately surpassed Romney's, and he won re-election with 51.1% of the vote.)


AOC went to college and then put her career on hold to move home to support her mom after her dad passed away, becoming a bartender to help pay her mom's rent in NYC. Trump was literally a multi-millionaire real estate giant in NYC. But she is a "coastal elite" and not him.
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« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2019, 04:26:32 AM »
Quote from: GeorgiaModerate on September 16, 2019, 06:15:51 PM


This seems kind of unhinged.
Yep. Donny is triggered 100%.
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« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2019, 06:05:54 PM »
Quote from: GeorgiaModerate on September 29, 2019, 01:01:47 PM

I actually view this as a positive. Credit where credit is due. A president should be comfortable with criticism and parody.
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« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2019, 03:18:03 PM »
Quote from: Sir Mohamed on October 25, 2019, 09:06:27 AM
LOL, Mr. Trump is early on this:


When they make an Oscar-worthy drama film on this presidency in 15-30 years from now, this is going to be the quote that appears on the screen at either the beginning or the end of the film.

"Obnoxious and greedy politicians never make it in the end."
 - Donald J Trump
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« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2019, 01:40:42 PM »
Quote from: Ye Olde Europe on November 05, 2019, 06:33:02 AM


Well, I for one feel safer knowing that Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi won't come back from the dead. American special forces and their dark magic wizard/dog unit made sure of that.
American Special Forces carry around a magical briefcase full of ISIS fighters in a magical portable Guantanamo and hopefully don't accidentally let them out when they return to America.

Fantastic Dogs And Where To Bind Them
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« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2019, 04:27:03 AM »
Quote from: NoobMaster69 on December 10, 2019, 04:58:48 PM


Uhhhhh who wants to tell them?
Avengers: Endgame SPOILERS - do not read WARNING

Trump - I am... inevitable

Bernie - And I.... am... Bernie Sanders *defeats Trump*

(moments later)

AOC - We did it. We did it Mr. Sanders. We did it Mr. Sanders. Bernie...

Cornel West - Bernie, look at me. We're gonna be okay. You can rest now.
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« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2019, 04:49:58 AM »
LMAO, Don Lemon had the best reaction to the Thanos tweet. Hahahaha. It's not so much his word choice but the timing of his speech and his facial expressions. Hits the nail on the head.

Just watch the first 90 seconds of this (Lemon's reaction).
https://youtu.be/qsrWwmywoXQ
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« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2019, 09:23:57 PM »
Quote from: GeorgiaModerate on December 13, 2019, 08:26:51 PM

PRESIDENT SNOWFLAKE
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« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2020, 06:29:04 AM »
Quote from: emailking on February 10, 2020, 08:35:29 PM


He tweeted a Larry David video with a dozen F words, and I'm not sure he gets the joke...
LOL. There's so many reasons why this tweet is funny.
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« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2020, 08:50:42 PM »
« Edited: February 14, 2020, 08:54:30 PM by Karl Marx Walked So Bernie Could Run »
Quote from: Sir Mohamed on February 14, 2020, 10:38:34 AM

This thread is called "CRAZY Trump tweets", but this one is actually legit. It does have the word "crazy" in it though.

Quote from: Ye Olde Europe on February 14, 2020, 10:43:12 AM
Calling Sanders "Crazy Bernie" and at the same saying that the Democrats are stealing the nomination from him almost makes it sound as if stealing the nomination form him would be a good thing. Or doesn't it? Huh


Another timeless tweet by His Incoherency.
It's perfectly coherent Mr. Europe. The Dem voters want a Marxist, Pelosi and company are trying to rig the primary against him, and Trump is calling a spade a spade. It doesn't make Trump a Bernie supporter to spit truth that just so happens to show that Bernie has been done wrong. The bottom line is that Trump is exposing the truth.
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« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2020, 03:48:58 AM »
Quote from: Sir Mohamed on March 02, 2020, 02:50:55 AM
He just retweeted this:


LMAO, the end of that propaganda video had a Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri reference. How bizarre.
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« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2020, 09:12:01 PM »
Quote from: NoobMaster69 on March 09, 2020, 10:49:34 AM
Quote from: Russian Bear on March 05, 2020, 06:09:17 PM
Quote from: President Johnson on March 05, 2020, 03:06:29 PM
He just can't let Mike go!




Yet another proof that Earned Media Memes beats Paid Media Memes!

Biden be like



"From my point of view, capitalism is evil!"

"Then you ARE lost!"
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