Nate Silver vs. Joseph Smith vs. L. Ron Hubbard vs. Mohammed

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I vote for the only true prophet, Nate Silver.

[Psychic Octopus]

I vote for the only true prophet, Nate Silver.

Yep. Me Too.

[DownWithTheLeft]

They are all frauds, but I'll pick L. Ron Hubbard for being the only certifiably insane one

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

How is Nate Silver (Peace be upon him) a fraud?

[RosettaStoned]

F**k  L. Ron Hubbard and f**k all his clones.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Silver !!!!

[DownWithTheLeft]

How is Nate Silver (Peace be upon him) a fraud?

He's numbers are incredibly flawed unless Democrats exceed expectations.

[tmthforu94]

Joseph Smith must win!

[izixs]

I'm surprised no one's made a map for this one yet.

Red = Silver/Quinn (D) - 365
Blue = Smith/Harris (R) - 28
Green = Hubbard/Cruise (I, or maybe S for Scientology?) - 58
Yellow = Mohammed/Bakr (I) - 38

And yes I'm stretching reality a bit so that everyone can have at least a couple states somehow. 'Michigan = Large Islamic community actively campaigning for their guy + Romney working hard for his guy reducing Silver's votes
Penn. = Similar vote splitting somehow... actually no clue
California = Scientology is big there right? Add in enough alternative culture to split the rest and there you go.
Alaska = Maybe Palin converts to Scientology in order to prevent either Silver of Smith or Mohmmaed winning there

Its also a coincidence that 365 is also how many EVs Obama got. Didn't notice until I had almost posted this thing.

I do enjoy these crazy hypotheticals.

[Sbane]

I'm surprised no one's made a map for this one yet.

Red = Silver/Quinn (D) - 365
Blue = Smith/Harris (R) - 28
Green = Hubbard/Cruise (I, or maybe S for Scientology?) - 58
Yellow = Mohammed/Bakr (I) - 38

And yes I'm stretching reality a bit so that everyone can have at least a couple states somehow. 'Michigan = Large Islamic community actively campaigning for their guy + Romney working hard for his guy reducing Silver's votes
Penn. = Similar vote splitting somehow... actually no clue
California = Scientology is big there right? Add in enough alternative culture to split the rest and there you go.
Alaska = Maybe Palin converts to Scientology in order to prevent either Silver of Smith or Mohmmaed winning there

Its also a coincidence that 365 is also how many EVs Obama got. Didn't notice until I had almost posted this thing.

I do enjoy these crazy hypotheticals.

Dude Scientology is not big in California. Do you realize what a minuscule portion of the California electorate hollywood stars/ other crazies who believe in scientology are? And as for Mohammed, there is no way he wins any state. Again do you realize what a minuscule portion of the electorate muslims are in both MI and PA.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Silver landslide :

Silver : 64%, 525 E.V.
Smith : 27%, 13 E.V.
Mohammed : 7%, 0 E.V.
Hubbard : 2%, 0 E.V.
 

[izixs]

Dude Scientology is not big in California. Do you realize what a minuscule portion of the California electorate hollywood stars/ other crazies who believe in scientology are? And as for Mohammed, there is no way he wins any state. Again do you realize what a minuscule portion of the electorate muslims are in both MI and PA.

Actually I'm quite aware of the facts you gave. I just did my best to bend reality to make a humorous map of some sort. Wasn't meant to of been realistic in the least. I'll have to remember to do that [snark][/snark] tag thing in the future though.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Can people please get over the idea there are tons of Mormons in Wyoming? (And Kentucky, WTF?)