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Ban my account ffs!
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« Reply #625 on: January 10, 2008, 06:56:56 PM »
Quote from: jmfcst on January 09, 2008, 04:48:15 PM
Quote from: afleitch on January 09, 2008, 03:42:04 PM
Quote from: jmfcst on January 09, 2008, 03:34:05 PM
Dies in the middle of a deep homosexual panic after concluding that he is nothing but a psychopathic, schizophrenic, maladjusted social misfit.


That stepped considerably over the line. I don't even think you meant that to be lighthearted. These threads are a bit of fun remember that - play friendly.

relax, it was a line from the movie "About Last Night"
There ain't nuthin from Texas but steers and queers, and you don't look like no bull to me...

Generally a light hearted quote from a good movie... but all negative intent from me is genuine.  I thought humility and humbleness were good Christian characteristics.. or are those not spelled out in plain enough English for you?
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« Reply #626 on: January 10, 2008, 07:05:16 PM »
Killed in an avalanche
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« Reply #627 on: January 10, 2008, 07:06:42 PM »
Drowns in Chesapeake Bay.
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« Reply #628 on: January 10, 2008, 07:37:44 PM »
Killed after a pile of books about the Austro-Hungarian empire fell down on his head.
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« Reply #629 on: January 10, 2008, 07:53:16 PM »
Peacefully.
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« Reply #630 on: January 10, 2008, 09:21:07 PM »
That's about the nicest thing you could've said.

I predict the same fate for you too.
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« Reply #631 on: January 12, 2008, 09:33:24 AM »
An unfortunate accident involving Juno+an electric kettle+a neckbrake+Greenland.

Sorry Sad
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« Reply #632 on: January 12, 2008, 11:05:20 AM »
An unfortunate accident involving haggis.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #633 on: January 12, 2008, 11:36:45 AM »
Suffers a heart attack while defloring a homeschooled virgin.
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Sensei
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« Reply #634 on: January 12, 2008, 02:08:58 PM »
Dies in Swiss invasion.
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True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)
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« Reply #635 on: January 12, 2008, 03:32:44 PM »
Dies from an infection from when he cuts himself with his Swiss Army knife.
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Josh/Devilman88
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« Reply #636 on: January 12, 2008, 04:49:17 PM »
He is going to die while he is having sex Smiley
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« Reply #637 on: January 12, 2008, 06:52:14 PM »
Old Age
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« Reply #638 on: January 13, 2008, 12:11:19 AM »
An unfortunate accident involving Priscilla, a spoon, the Polly Woodside and Gary Ablett jnr.
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HappyWarrior
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« Reply #639 on: January 13, 2008, 12:12:34 AM »
One word: dingo
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« Reply #640 on: January 13, 2008, 11:57:28 AM »
One word: Agnew
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« Reply #641 on: January 13, 2008, 12:32:44 PM »
Think Mama Cass except replace the ham sandwich with cookies and you were out of milk!
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Хahar 🤔
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« Reply #642 on: January 13, 2008, 12:39:44 PM »
Car bomb. Sad
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« Reply #643 on: January 13, 2008, 12:43:21 PM »

The good news is that I will be away from that for the next 18 months unless there are car bombs at ODU.

As for Xahar - the photo of Eugene Debs jumps out and chokes him in his sleep.
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« Reply #644 on: January 13, 2008, 01:06:50 PM »
Killed by a throng of Bills, Jets, and Dolphins fans.
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« Reply #645 on: January 13, 2008, 01:31:24 PM »
Moves forward...off the edge of a cliff.
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« Reply #646 on: January 13, 2008, 02:06:20 PM »
Force-fed an oatmeal cookie and chokes
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« Reply #647 on: January 13, 2008, 03:01:33 PM »
In a New England bar room brawl after he walks in with a Dolphins jersey.
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« Reply #648 on: January 13, 2008, 03:02:32 PM »
Dies of shock when the Red Sox lose both their World Series titles of this decade on a technicality.
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« Reply #649 on: January 13, 2008, 03:03:57 PM »
Chokes on a cookie
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