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[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

WTF is a strong non-alcoholic drink?

I'll have a rye and ginger with lime.

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[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

WTF is a strong non-alcoholic drink?

I'll have a rye and ginger with lime.

I don't drink alcohol Hagrid. If I came here every time I lost a Senate primary or general election, Yankee would've helped Duke through Law School.

This comes as a shock to anyone?

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

I'll assume Presidents / Kings get a back room. Everything talked about there is way, far off the record.

It's midsummer, so I think I will have a cold beer. Make it a Guinness. (I'm not a beer snob, so I won't be requesting anything exotic). And send back a bottle of Brut champagne and a couple bottles of Cabernet Sauvignon. That'll fix us up for a little while. We'll run a tab, of course.

Technically that room is for former presidents...

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

I'll have what JCL's having! Even Spongebob himself loves some good, old-fashioned root beer. JSYK though, if I do end up being one of the designated drivers who's sober at the end up the evening, I won't be making out with any of you guys in the backseat of the car no matter how hot you are.

Now that's a darn shame.

Sorry! Nothing against you, but I wouldn't be able to stand the alcohol breath while making out.

Your standards/expectations are way too high...