By the way, any stereotypes you've heard about modern art are mostly absolutely true.
And entirely justify Kim Howells'... er... "comments" about the Turner Prize
Reminds me of my trip to the Tate Modern a few years back; one room had one of those green floucesent lights you get in chippies or kebab vans on a wall. Apparently it were an exibit. Someone was looking at it very carefully making "ooh"ing noises and stepping back a bit to get a better look!
I'm proud to say that in another room I kicked the Pile Of Bricks