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[S019]

I would like Labor without tequila and syrup (so just orange and lime juice )

I'd also like Confederate without sugar, bourbon, and mint (so just Seltzer )

Also I'll take Gayle's Surprise Birthday without vodka and apple schnapps (so just lemonade )

Also one Progressive Union Palmetto without rum and apricot bandy (so just orange and pineapple juice )

(and I guess these can count as Fhtagn's promised alcohol-free drinks)

(So I'm asking for non-alcoholic versions)

[S019]

I reiterate my earlier calls for non-alcoholic beverages, surely all of us could use a break from the pernicious liquor.

[S019]

I reiterate my earlier calls for non-alcoholic beverages, surely all of us could use a break from the pernicious liquor.

Honestly who walks past any number of upstanding venues and dining establishments to go into a speakeasy and demand non-alcoholic beverages?

Well, this is a bad example, but technically Francis Willard did, except she demanded that the people in them drink non-alcohol beverages by smashing bottles of liquor. Again, bad example, but it technically did happen. Anyways, it was mostly a joke request.