The National Weekly Atlasian

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An "F" from a paper that's just endorsed Down the Brain Dead Clown? Excellent.

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Um, isn't there some way for the forum administrators to get to the bottom of this?

Basically, no.

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If someone had posted an image of two outrageously caricatured stereotypes of black people fighting in obviously stupid and "amusing" way there would have been an uproar. Just an observation.

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Quote of the Month
by South Park Conservative

One day before the AG was caught red-handed hacking into Ben's account:

The Attorney General continues to retain my confidence.

Cheap and nasty.

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Says the man who just called my governor a rapist...

No, I did not. I called him, in a sarcastic way, Duke Raper of Rapington. Raper is, I believe, sometimes used as a name in parts of the United States.

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I did say that I wouldn't have enough time to do things properly for a few weeks (several times I think). There's a reason why I tried to get other people to take the job instead of me.

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I want to confirm to this august publication that I won't be running and that listing me as a potential candidate will result in a libel action.

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I would like to say as a moderator that there has been (until, like, a few minutes ago; and by me as well) no mention of anything like this on the moderator board.

People are free to read into that whatever they like.

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Honestly, why is it so hard for people to be honest in this game?

Considering that you're the ones who run a private forum for plotting, perhaps you could tell us?
If you run such a place, people opposed to you here will, obviously, want to take a look inside it. That is how it has always been here (the RPP forum is hardly the first of its type). You can't demand honesty while you keep such a place. You also can't demand honesty or decent conduct when the security of your plotting forum is provided by a moderator blatently and disgracefully abusing his authority and his position here.

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One person (you) = many?

mkay

SPC runs one of the finest journalistic institutions in Atlasia; I'd hate for DWDL to ruin its reputation by turning it into his poorly-written propaganda outlet.

As opposed to Al's "parody" paper that is just an excuse to be a jackass to anyone he doesn't like?

mKay.

I object to this piece of foul libel; the implication that my parody publications are poorly-written is outrageous!

Re: time... there's enough time to amuse myself and snipe from the sidelines and then there's enough time to actually contribute. The latter takes away time that could be used for work, the former doesn't. Basically.

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Fascinating to see that Atlasia's right-wing party-of-record is run on "democratic centralist" lines. Quite amusing.

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He once lost to BRTD you know.

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LOL the presidential race has its first joke candidate

Your runing?

I have run, and when I did I came in second place.  If I ran this time, I'd certainly outperform Al

This may be true, but then all I have to fall back on is an imaginary Leninist organisation. You have a real one.

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Was reading some old threads and found out some interesting things:

1.) The Dirty South has a secession motion that activates if regional senate seats are done away with
2.) Hashemite seceded from the Union and should have been tried for treason

Let them secede.

What's the punishment for treason?

Just let them be. Their break from Atlasia only speeds up the inevitable overthrow of the corrupt Atlasian state that has bowed down before all the whims of their corporate theofacist masters. VIVA LA REVOLUTION BITCHES!!!!!!

You're voting for Al, then?

The ducks compel him:

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The newspaper has been banned by the People's Committee for a Free Press.

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If you're going to write shite, at least spell things right.

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Basically he was (and is) a sociopath. We seem to attract a dangerously high percentage of such people here.

Oh, and 'fluffy' comes from his username. Down as in bedding and birds.