Of course going to a strip club is sinful, but Jesus gives you the free will to partake in that sin. My friend, we all already know you are going to hell simply because you're a Democrat. It is scientifically proven that it's easier for a camel to fit through an eye of a needle than for a Democrat to get into the Kingdom of Heaven.
My friends, BRTD will be drop kicked into the Lake of Fire as soon as he arrives at the Pearly White Gates. Saint Peter will shout GLORY and watch the helpless soul of BRTD tumble miles below as the demons line up to rape his anus for all eternity, while they floss their rotten teeth with his nerve endings! But no, Satan hasn't even begun the horrors that he plans on BRTD. And the worst part is, he has no eyes to see the pain, no ears to hear the screaming, and no nerves to feel the pain that others are felt! As he pounds BRTD's already shredded anus, his little demons feast on BRTD's limbs and organs! But he does not die, no, he feels this discomfort for all eternity!
But it's ok! At least he got to go to those strip clubs during his life on earth.
Not to defend BRTD, but I think by Biblical standards you will be getting your own anus shredded open by Satan and Co. for that lovely post
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