My dad a very big christian right person just called me and told me he isn't voting because of this pick.
Due to some Christian white dude in South Carolina supporting Obama, McCain has decided to concede the election stating this was simply too much to overcome. Obama could not be reached for comment, but his chief strategist said the move was far from unexpected as the messiah was already annointed. Howard Wolfson made a surprise annoucement that Hillary might step back into the race following this news and select James Dobson as her running mate to try and quote, "soothe that white dude's fears". More details as they come