very disappointing. Usually the onion is humorous, but all these jokes are either stale or esoteric.
worst of all, it's just one great big advertisement for the 7-11 Big Gulp. And it doesn't even work well. I clicked on the purple cup, then on "see my city's results" and it put me on top of San Angelo, Texas. I live in 17601, nowhere near San Angelo. Must be some glitch in the software. Not what you want when spamming people with Big Gulp ads.
Yeah, the 7-11 thing is stupid, but other than that I found the jokes funny.