Update for Everyone VII: Insert Something Philosophical Sounding Here

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I've been diagnosed with schizophrenia.

For real?

Yes. Clearly, I'm semi-functioning, so it's relatively mild.

Very sorry to hear this. Hope you are in a position to treat.

[Dr. MB]

Had a great time at the Atlas meetup today!

Is the joke that two of them are wearing brony shirts? Go back to 2013.

no?

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

One of my friends tried to ambush me into a blind date with a Warren campaign volunteer. Sad!

[Technocracy Timmy]

One of my friends tried to ambush me into a blind date with a Warren campaign volunteer. Sad!

Avoided a potential social connection with another human being. Mission accomplished.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

One of my friends tried to ambush me into a blind date with a Warren campaign volunteer. Sad!

So you doubted you ability to convince em to switch to Biden?

[Dr. Arch]

I've been diagnosed with schizophrenia.

For real?

Yes. Clearly, I'm semi-functioning, so it's relatively mild.

Very sorry to hear this. Hope you are in a position to treat.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

One of my friends tried to ambush me into a blind date with a Warren campaign volunteer. Sad!

Avoided a potential social connection with another human being. Mission accomplished.

I’m not even looking or interested. He told her about me and solely according to him she was somehow interested which makes no sense already, even after he told her I’m muslim (she is jewish), so I think it probably had to be a joke or whatever anyways.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

One of my friends tried to ambush me into a blind date with a Warren campaign volunteer. Sad!

So you doubted you ability to convince em to switch to Biden?

I’m not even sure I’m voting for Biden at this point, I was going to wake up first thing in the morning to go early vote, but I just cannot. I will be voting on super tuesday to see how Nevada and South Carolina go. I will vote for whoever has the best shot to take down Bernie, besides Warren, but I will obviously vote for the nominee. I will probably still end up voting for Biden in the primary anyways though.

[OSR stands with Israel]

I've been diagnosed with schizophrenia.

For real?

Yes. Clearly, I'm semi-functioning, so it's relatively mild.

Very sorry to hear this. Hope you are in a position to treat.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I had a dream that opebo was unbanned. Acutely unpleasant.

[John Dule]

I had a dream that opebo was unbanned. Acutely unpleasant.

who dat

[Mr. Smith]

One of my friends tried to ambush me into a blind date with a Warren campaign volunteer. Sad!

For you.

[Gracile]

My online activity has been much higher lately because I've been sick with a sore throat/congestion.

[Technocracy Timmy]

One of my friends tried to ambush me into a blind date with a Warren campaign volunteer. Sad!

Avoided a potential social connection with another human being. Mission accomplished.

I’m not even looking or interested. He told her about me and solely according to him she was somehow interested which makes no sense already, even after he told her I’m muslim (she is jewish), so I think it probably had to be a joke or whatever anyways.

Jews can be attracted to non-Jews

[100% pro-life no matter what]

One of my friends tried to ambush me into a blind date with a Warren campaign volunteer. Sad!

Avoided a potential social connection with another human being. Mission accomplished.

I’m not even looking or interested. He told her about me and solely according to him she was somehow interested which makes no sense already, even after he told her I’m muslim (she is jewish), so I think it probably had to be a joke or whatever anyways.

Jews can be attracted to non-Jews

I'm not Muslim or Jewish, but I think I understand what Bagel's point was.  For people who find religion to be very important in their lives, it is often an imperative that a potential spouse have the same religious views.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I had a dream that opebo was unbanned. Acutely unpleasant.

who dat

Self-obsessed "leftist" sexpat trust fund baby from Missouri who racked up an enormous post count from somewhere in Thailand. Had a bizarre cult following that included some otherwise good posters. He did give us a few good forum-isms like adjectives-as-nouns ("poors", "browns", "religiouses") and "Obama is a black, you see".

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

One of my friends tried to ambush me into a blind date with a Warren campaign volunteer. Sad!

Avoided a potential social connection with another human being. Mission accomplished.

I’m not even looking or interested. He told her about me and solely according to him she was somehow interested which makes no sense already, even after he told her I’m muslim (she is jewish), so I think it probably had to be a joke or whatever anyways.

Jews can be attracted to non-Jews

I'm not Muslim or Jewish, but I think I understand what Bagel's point was.  For people who find religion to be very important in their lives, it is often an imperative that a potential spouse have the same religious views.

I'm not looking, but if I was, I don't mind as long as they are either Christian, Muslim, Jewish, or even Sikh. I'm not very religious or that conservative at all. I was just trying to say that it would be incredibly odd for a jewish girl to like a muslim dude anyways, so it was probably a practical joke XD.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

One of my friends tried to ambush me into a blind date with a Warren campaign volunteer. Sad!

Avoided a potential social connection with another human being. Mission accomplished.

I’m not even looking or interested. He told her about me and solely according to him she was somehow interested which makes no sense already, even after he told her I’m muslim (she is jewish), so I think it probably had to be a joke or whatever anyways.

Jews can be attracted to non-Jews

But I'm a muslim dude and more importantly an atlas poster, so that is way different than that broad statement. Something was clearly up xD.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Eh, wouldn't be the first Jewish/Muslim relationship I've heard of. Just because there's bad blood doesn't mean there aren't people willing to see past that bad blood.

[GM Team Member and Deputy PPT WB]

man i feel like a f**king idiot, i got a 53 on my AP Stats test

[bagelman]

I hate how cute and funny and stuff my obviously straight best friend is. Why must he mock me?

[afleitch]

I hate how cute and funny and stuff my obviously straight best friend is. Why must he mock me?

Straight boy crushes are just one of those things that happen

[Mr. Smith]

I finally got to my mail box and received my absentee ballot!

[Donerail]

Cast my vote (early voting!) for BERNARD today. Bizarre process — every booth has a display and a printer, you get handed a card based on your precinct, stick it in the machine, and it pulls up the ballot for you. You make your selections digitally, then it prints out a filled-in ballot based on your selections, you take it and stick it in a machine in another room, and that's how you actually cast the ballot.

Also voted for the longshot progressive Congressional candidate and a bunch of other positions that no one on this board is inclined to care about.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Looks like I'll be attending a Russian Orthodox mass and a maslenitsa celebration afterward this Sunday.

Also, re-applied for my scholarship. We'll see if I can con the school into continuing to allow me to attend free of cost.