Pacific Legislature Official Thread

[jokerman]

OMFG LEGISLATION!!!11111

1. TEH PACIFEC SI TEH BEST REGIONE EVAR

2. TEH OTHAR REGIONES CAN GO JUMP IN A DITCH AND THEN POUR GASOLINE ON THE DITCH AND THEN LIGHT THE DITCH ON FIRE

3. go us

I'd like to offer an amendment:

-2b.) ESPECIALLY THE SOUTHEAST COS ITS A POOHOLE FULL OF POOHOLES

This will be regarded as a declaration of war.

[jokerman]

I'd like to offer an amendment:

-2b.) ESPECIALLY THE SOUTHEAST COS ITS A POOHOLE FULL OF POOHOLES

This will be regarded as a declaration of war.

I wouldn't do that if I were you.  We have Microsoft employees on our side, and they have some very sharp pencils.

I will order the cutoff of the Pacific Region's supply of RC Cola.  Beware!

[jokerman]

3. The Southeast no longer borders the Pacific via Texas, because that would just be really icky to be that close to the Southeast.

What?  Are you going to give New Mexico to the Midwest to sever the border?

[jokerman]

Haha, Pacificans.  As you can see our covert agent, under the cover of Senator WMS has arived.

Now he will set off a nuclear explosion destroying the entire Pacific Region.  (Except populist areas, like Fresno).

[jokerman]

Of course in a millitary conflict, an army of southrons led by General Cosmo Kramer would trounce an army of pacificans led by General Gabu.

[jokerman]

Of course in a millitary conflict, an army of southrons led by General Cosmo Kramer would trounce an army of pacificans led by General Gabu.

If you wanted to invade the Pacific, then you would have to go through some other region, because no border between the Pacific and the Southeast exists, you see.

How does that happen?  What is in between the Texas-New Mexico border?  There is a border, and I will cross it, with 100,000 men.

[jokerman]

Of course in a millitary conflict, an army of southrons led by General Cosmo Kramer would trounce an army of pacificans led by General Gabu.

If you wanted to invade the Pacific, then you would have to go through some other region, because no border between the Pacific and the Southeast exists, you see.

*consults military advisers on Oklahoma's defensive preparedness*

Eh, don't worry.  I wouldn't try to invade through Oklahoma.  More than likely I'd ignore there little piece of legislation and steamroll right in.

[jokerman]

If this mockery of a bill passes I will be forced to retaliate.