We are NOT the GOP.
There won't be a civil war.
And establishment-types like Schumer are already getting behind progressives, like Keith Ellison for DNC.
I must have missed the GOP Civil War. It went out with a fizzle. I actually wish there had been one. In my dreams, I guess.
Trump versus the GOP.
But yeah, anything the Democrats come up with will be such small fries compared to that.
Bernie: I say we should focus more on single-payer!
Schumer: Great idea, Bernie!
MEDIA: breaking news! tension between Senate Democrats, as Sanders forces Senate Leadership to cave to demands!
Warren: We need to make sure the millionaires pay their fair share, everyone depends on public goods and needs to give back.
Durbin: Be careful that we don't accidentally make it sound like we're going to persecute the rich or punish success or anything.
Warren: Of course, I'm so sorry if anything I said was offensive.
TRUMP: The Democrats are tearing each other apart, limb from limb! Mass hysteria everywhere. Sad!