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Question: ...would he have been killed by ATF officers while taking refuge in a compound in a rural western state?
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minionofmidas
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« on: June 17, 2008, 10:32:46 AM »
If Jesus Christ were living today, he'd probably be a Hamas militant considered slightly loony (but nice) by his militia mates. He'd obviously have as much of a chance of ever reaching the American midwest as the real Jesus Christ had. That goes without saying, really.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2008, 10:57:56 AM »
Hm? He was a member of the long-established local majority populace of Galilee. Which today makes him a Muslim. He wouldn't be in Hamas though, as he would be technically a citizen of Israel (unless you buy that silly "Bethlehem connection" thingy.), though never yet in his life treated as one.
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