the first few lines of the song (I think copying all of the lyrics is against copyright rules)
Who wants to taste my General Tso?
You want a piece of my General Tso?
I’m gonna give it to you now
Who like my chopsticks
Hit you in the sh**t with my littlest dick
Yellow
If you wanna see me, eat jello
I’ve never seen nothing like you before
I can kick you
Higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my Oolong Tea?
Ho ha ho ha hoo chi chi
Everybody in the phonebook's named Chang
Wanna see my wang?
yes is the answer
Poll
