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Take a bath in a tub of cold Goya beans with Donald Trump.
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Erotically share an ice cream cone with Joe Biden.
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« on: September 06, 2020, 06:57:19 AM »

Tough choice, I know.
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2020, 07:08:23 AM »

are we naked in the Trump tub o' beans?  Do we actually have to touch mouths with Biden?  Assuming the worst case for both (small tub, both naked, not many beans vs lots of tongue action with Biden), I'm going to have to take the tub of beans.  Less intimate.
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2020, 07:11:25 AM »

are we naked in the Trump tub o' beans?  Do we actually have to touch mouths with Biden?  Assuming the worst case for both (small tub, both naked, not many beans vs lots of tongue action with Biden), I'm going to have to take the tub of beans.  Less intimate.

You are correct to assume the worst in both scenarios.
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2020, 09:13:42 AM »

There would be few things more disgusting than having to see Trump naked. Option 2.
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2020, 09:22:05 AM »

Considering that Trump has a pissing fetish, I wouldn't go anywhere near a bathtub with him
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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2020, 09:53:30 AM »

Why choose?

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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2020, 10:32:03 AM »

You have me wondering if Donald Trump wears a man-bra now for some reason. Thank you for that.
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« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2020, 06:21:00 PM »

Bath with Trump. I'd love to have a conversation with him in person and hear him ramble half-truths braggadociously. Quite an entertaining fellow.
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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2020, 08:40:22 PM »

Considering that Trump has a pissing fetish, I wouldn't go anywhere near a bathtub with him

Pea fetish, tehe.

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