Why are there so many churchy people here.

[Keystone Phil]

It's disappoiting that people go to church on Christmas? That's a good one.

Be fair to Joe! His assholish comment was more of a blanket statement: he thinks it's disappointing that there are some people that think there is a being out there more important than himself and go to church frequently.

Of course, he'll blast someone like Gustaf for being "pious" yet ironically sits atop his own high horse, dismissing belief in God as silliness.

[Keystone Phil]

Excuse me... I said ATTEMPTED.

What has that to do with the price of rice?

Ah, my family says, "...the price of eggs?" My friends claim they've never heard the expression. Glad this confirms that it's actually a saying.