Your last meal on death row

[Virginiá]

If I were competent enough to somehow be on death row for my crimes, I'd probably be competent enough to somehow use my last meal as a weapon. I'm trying to figure that out, however.

Well you could order a porterhouse, cayenne pepper, a peanut butter sandwich and some sort of shellfish. Take the steak bone and fashion it into a shank, find a way to dry out the pepper (since last meals are served a day beforehand I think) to grind down into a powder to blow in the person's face, lather the bone-shank with peanut butter and fish stuff (just in case the person is allergic), and bingo, last meal assault kit!

[Virginiá]

because I simply can't imagine what it feels like to be sitting in one's cell knowing that it will be over soon

Life in prison, especially years in solitary is far worse if you ask me. Imagine spending a year or two in solitary? 23 hours a day by yourself, with nothing but your thoughts. Most people end up losing it. For prolific killers or people who need protection, this is more common to end up in such a situation. It seems far less humane to do that to a person then to just put them out of their misery, if you ask me anyway.