BEST Dan Rather Quote From Election Night 2004? (user search)
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Question: What was the funniest/best quote form Dan Rather on election night 2004?
#1
"This race is hotter than a Times Square Rolex."		  
#2
"This race is hotter than the Devil's anvil."		  
#3
"This situation in Ohio would give an aspirin a headache.''		  
#4
"Bush is sweeping through the South like a big wheel through a cotton field."		  
#5
"No question now that Kerry's rapidly reaching the point where he's got his back to the wall, his shirttails on fire and the bill collector's at the door."		  
#6
(To Joe Lockhart) "I know that you'd rather walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit than consider the possibility that John Kerry would lose Ohio."		  
#7
"We used to say if a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a handgun."		  
#8
"In southern states they beat him like a rented mule."		  
#9
"We need Billy Crystal to Analyze This"		  
#10
"You look at the map and say it's all a big Bush victory. But this is one time when your Mother is right, looks can be deceiving."		  
#11
On Kerry's chances: "To use a metaphor, he's gotta draw to an inside straight. But hey, sometimes you get lucky and hit that straight."		  
#12
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PBrunsel
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« on: April 07, 2005, 06:49:36 PM »
"If a frog had pockets he'd carry a six shooter" is my favorite one.
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PBrunsel
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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2005, 12:20:09 PM »
Quote from: Silent Hunter on April 10, 2005, 09:26:07 AM
Quote from: PBrunsel on April 07, 2005, 06:49:36 PM
"If a frog had pockets he'd carry a six shooter" is my favorite one.

What on earth does that mean, anyway? Is it a comment on your country's firearm culture?

No idea what it meant, but it was hillarious! Cheesy
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