Well, my next bill will probably be for legalizing electrical shocks as a legal cure, since banning it could bar some people of searching the happiness.
As long as we aren't forcing it upon people, why not? We allow acupuncture. Hell, we allow women to wax their entire bodies. That has to hurt a ton. But they want it for nothing more than comfort and external beauty, so who am I to judge?
I believe electrical shock therapy would be illegal as false advertising in claiming it works. Besides, acupuncture has benefits, studies show that endorphins are released in the brains of some who receive it. As for women waxing their bodies, well nobody claims it isn't painful, but they do it for cosmetic reasons.
Hmmm... I move my position to neutral on this bill at the moment (not that it matters to anybody).
