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JSojourner
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« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2009, 08:35:21 AM »
Quote from: SE Magistrate John Dibble on July 15, 2009, 10:17:15 PM
Quote from: JSojourner on July 15, 2009, 06:16:18 PM
Is it true than when Kim Jong-Il farts, the room smells like a mixture of lavender and lilac?

You fool! Don't you know that our Dear Leader does not defecate? Didn't they teach you at school? That's what the North Korea children learn...

No, really,  I mean that. He also injects himself with the blood of virgins to stay young - doesn't appear that worked out so well.

http://www.11points.com/News-Politics/11_Craziest_Kim_Jong-Il_Moments

LOL Dibble!

I know Dear Leader doesn't defecate.  But out of the sheer and pure goodness of his heart, he graciously deigns to fill the room with various bodily odors.  All of which, I am sure, smell beautiful.
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« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2009, 12:27:02 PM »
What an original character. He will be truly missed.



Okay, maybe not.
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« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2009, 01:22:14 PM »
Quote from: JSojourner on July 16, 2009, 08:35:21 AM
Quote from: SE Magistrate John Dibble on July 15, 2009, 10:17:15 PM
Quote from: JSojourner on July 15, 2009, 06:16:18 PM
Is it true than when Kim Jong-Il farts, the room smells like a mixture of lavender and lilac?

You fool! Don't you know that our Dear Leader does not defecate? Didn't they teach you at school? That's what the North Korea children learn...

No, really,  I mean that. He also injects himself with the blood of virgins to stay young - doesn't appear that worked out so well.

http://www.11points.com/News-Politics/11_Craziest_Kim_Jong-Il_Moments

LOL Dibble!

I know Dear Leader doesn't defecate.  But out of the sheer and pure goodness of his heart, he graciously deigns to fill the room with various bodily odors.  All of which, I am sure, smell beautiful.



So, JS, are you saying the Dear Leader is full of sh**t then?  Hmmmmm? 
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JSojourner
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« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2009, 04:04:33 PM »
Quote from: GM3, HP on July 16, 2009, 01:22:14 PM
Quote from: JSojourner on July 16, 2009, 08:35:21 AM
Quote from: SE Magistrate John Dibble on July 15, 2009, 10:17:15 PM
Quote from: JSojourner on July 15, 2009, 06:16:18 PM
Is it true than when Kim Jong-Il farts, the room smells like a mixture of lavender and lilac?

You fool! Don't you know that our Dear Leader does not defecate? Didn't they teach you at school? That's what the North Korea children learn...

No, really,  I mean that. He also injects himself with the blood of virgins to stay young - doesn't appear that worked out so well.

http://www.11points.com/News-Politics/11_Craziest_Kim_Jong-Il_Moments

LOL Dibble!

I know Dear Leader doesn't defecate.  But out of the sheer and pure goodness of his heart, he graciously deigns to fill the room with various bodily odors.  All of which, I am sure, smell beautiful.



So, JS, are you saying the Dear Leader is full of sh**t then?  Hmmmmm? 

Dear Leader's bowels don't even manufacture excrement as we imperialist dogs understand it.  It's mostly cotton candy and sunshine.
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« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2009, 12:22:31 AM »
I wouldn't say YAY!! just yet. His successor might even be more dangerous then he is.


Although Kimmy, I hope you can spent your life in the deepest part of Hell. Thanks for nothing, swine.
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Ronnie
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« Reply #30 on: July 19, 2009, 01:08:35 AM »
Very true, NiK.  But I heard that his son (who could possibly succeed him) isn't very experienced, and did not have a career in politics.

There are others that are very dangerous, though.
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« Reply #31 on: July 19, 2009, 10:02:05 AM »
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John Dibble
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« Reply #32 on: July 19, 2009, 05:40:10 PM »
Quote from: Ronnie on July 19, 2009, 01:08:35 AM
But I heard that his son (who could possibly succeed him) isn't very experienced, and did not have a career in politics.

If that's the case he'd probably just end up being a puppet. The real question is whose puppet would he be?
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