Actually, ghettos are quite nice, and unfortunately, slowly disappearing. It is a different and more relaxed culture, in many ways like the mythological small town existence that everyone claims is great. (Okay, we had a great block party last weekend.)
In other words, stop trying to ruin our lives.
Not that block parties aren't awesome and stuff, but there are some ghettos with very high rates of unemployment, domestic violence, alcoholism, bad schools, crime, high school drop-out, etc.
But, hey, cookouts. It's a wonder people aren't flocking to Detroit.