Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Landslide Lyndon]

Sheer randomness?   Hamilton made a retarded statement that his school was better because it had more people when my pet monkey could get a 4.0 at his school

I didn't know that RowanBrandon had such academic prowess.

[Хahar 🤔]

Harvard = 6,500
Yale = 5,300
Dartmouth = 4,100
Princeton = 5,000
SHU = 5,200

Our numbers are on par with Ivy League schools, pretty awesome didn't even realize that

Beyond the inherent stupidity of comparing attendance figures, the sheer randomness is marvelous.

Sheer randomness?   Hamilton made a retarded statement that his school was better because it had more people when my pet monkey could get a 4.0 at his school

Not in that thread.

[Joe Republic]

After much painstaking research, and after puting my life in considerable danger, I have found that Barack Obama has many more suspicious ties than anyone thought.

[Alexander Hamilton]

Sheer randomness?   Hamilton made a retarded statement that his school was better because it had more people when my pet monkey could get a 4.0 at his school

I didn't know that RowanBrandon had such academic prowess.

[The Mikado]

After much painstaking research, and after puting my life in considerable danger, I have found that Barack Obama has many more suspicious ties than anyone thought.

Not only that, he apparently plays Tetris, a Soviet videogame.  What more proof do you need that he's a communist?

[Landslide Lyndon]

Now that I have been immortalized twice in a single day in the Comedy Goldmine, I can finally die a happy man.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Hm, this soung like a threat:

No I'm not going anywhere.

Being right about NJ has vindicated me and earned me another year at least.  I'll be here through 2010.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Lol 

Since he  has an obnoxious attitude towards others and isn't even a US Citizen, I am compelled to run for his seat.  Only US citizens can have elected positions in the real Government so why should Atlas be any different?

It won't be easy.  The road will be long.  The journey will be tough.  But change isn't easy.  I know we can all do it.  And when I feel as if we can't, I simply remind ourselves-Yes we can.

We are the ones who will save ourselves.

We are the change we seek.

Please join me in bringing Reformed Conservative Change to the Northeast. 

[pogo stick]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=3666;sa=showPosts

[Хahar 🤔]

I didn't say ban all foreign posters.

I just said prohibit them from running for positions. 

We could creat an immigration service in Atlasia.  Once the foreign posters go through the immigration process, they will then be eligible to run ro a position.  They will have to change their avatar, of course.

YOU ARE A IDIOT.  OK?


YOUR NOT A CONSERVATIVE! OK?


NOW STFU YOU TROLL


this message is endorsed by the CPAC and the GOP

[RIP Robert H Bork]

This is why Virginia has such weird election results. I wonder what it would be like if Tim Kaine could have run for re-election this year instead of an entirely new set of candidates.

Kaine would not have been running for reelection; he'd probably be seeking to replace Mark Warner, who was reelected in 2005, or running for reelection after taking office in January, 2009, following Mark Warner's election as President.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Kalwejeitsh?

What kind of a name is that?

How's that for intellectual discourse?

[The Mikado]

I drink Earl Gray every evening. I feel that it's a more masculine sort of drink; green tea strikes me as somewhat effete.

You think Earl Gray is masculine?!

Well, as masculine as tea drinking is going to get.

By nature of being more bitter and hotter than green tea, I'd argue it's more masculine.

Nonsense. Real Men drink proper tea, boiled strong, with milk.

Each of these posts is individually goldmineworthy.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

This is why Virginia has such weird election results. I wonder what it would be like if Tim Kaine could have run for re-election this year instead of an entirely new set of candidates.

Kaine would not have been running for reelection; he'd probably be seeking to replace Mark Warner, who was reelected in 2005, or running for reelection after taking office in January, 2009, following Mark Warner's election as President.

In what universe is that even remotely amusing?  Seriously, how?

[Хahar 🤔]

This is why Virginia has such weird election results. I wonder what it would be like if Tim Kaine could have run for re-election this year instead of an entirely new set of candidates.

Kaine would not have been running for reelection; he'd probably be seeking to replace Mark Warner, who was reelected in 2005, or running for reelection after taking office in January, 2009, following Mark Warner's election as President.

In what universe is that even remotely amusing?  Seriously, how?

This one.

[Psychic Octopus]

Arguably the best prediction in the history of the Atlas Forum:

There is of course Condi Rice, however, she would be seen as too liberal for the Republican rank and file.

How about a ticket of Mitt Romney and Gale Norton?

No, no. Stick with a male to male ticket. Not trying to sound sexist, but wait until we have a real popular woman to put on the ticket. A governor, who is a 45 year old, attractive woman, then run her.

[Sensei]

Arguably the best prediction in the history of the Atlas Forum:

There is of course Condi Rice, however, she would be seen as too liberal for the Republican rank and file.

How about a ticket of Mitt Romney and Gale Norton?

No, no. Stick with a male to male ticket. Not trying to sound sexist, but wait until we have a real popular woman to put on the ticket. A governor, who is a 45 year old, attractive woman, then run her.

Now it is absolutely confirmed that Naso is a genius.

[Meeker]

Almost as eerie as Josh's "3% rule".

[The Mikado]

Almost as eerie as Josh's "3% rule".

Wait, what?

[Meeker]

Almost as eerie as Josh's "3% rule".

Wait, what?

Josh insisted for months that Kay Hagan would end up getting 3% more of the vote than Barack Obama because of something known as the "3% rule" whereby Democratic Senate candidates in North Carolina always get 3% more of the vote then the presidential nominee. It was met with widespread ridicule.

Kay Hagan went on to receive almost exactly 3% more of the vote than Barack Obama.

[Lunar]

0.05% off, but I'm not quibbling

[Јas]

I voted New York out of habit, but quickly realized I'd prefer it somewhere in the heart of the Third World.  Kinshasa.

In the Democratic Republic of the Congo?

No, the other Kinshasa.

[riceowl]

Arguably the best prediction in the history of the Atlas Forum:

There is of course Condi Rice, however, she would be seen as too liberal for the Republican rank and file.

How about a ticket of Mitt Romney and Gale Norton?

No, no. Stick with a male to male ticket. Not trying to sound sexist, but wait until we have a real popular woman to put on the ticket. A governor, who is a 45 year old, attractive woman, then run her.

speaking of, was this the first such specific mention:

Hmmm, possible Republican VP candidate anyone?

[RIP Robert H Bork]

This is why Virginia has such weird election results. I wonder what it would be like if Tim Kaine could have run for re-election this year instead of an entirely new set of candidates.

Kaine would not have been running for reelection; he'd probably be seeking to replace Mark Warner, who was reelected in 2005, or running for reelection after taking office in January, 2009, following Mark Warner's election as President.

In what universe is that even remotely amusing?  Seriously, how?

This one.

^^^^

[Filuwaúrdjan]

It's amazing how dolphins are so psychologically similar to humans.  Who would have thought that they have fraternities as well?