Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[King]

Lean Straight. Semi Bi.

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I don't see anything funny about that. Not everyone who isn't 100% straight is a flaming liberal who thinks prop 8 is the worst thing since the holocaust.

Stark, you're an idiot, you know that?

We got Stark to recognize the holocaust.  Let's take that win in stride.

[Mechaman]

Lean Straight. Semi Bi.

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I don't see anything funny about that. Not everyone who isn't 100% straight is a flaming liberal who thinks prop 8 is the worst thing since the holocaust.

Stark, you're an idiot, you know that?

We got Stark to recognize the holocaust.  Let's take that win in stride.

[The Man From G.O.P.]

[Sensei]

Of course, General AP Hill and various privates in the Confederate military were relatives of mine.

Did you know that AP Hill suffered most of his later life with an STD he got in the Mexican war.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I guess for people like that it comes down to something like this:

Barack Obama is black. Also, his middle name is "Hussein" and he went to school Indonesia, which means he's an Arab (since Indonesia is an Arab country). And Arabs were responsible for 9/11. So, Barack Obama can't possibly be a real American. He's something different, something un-American, something alien, therefore maybe even something dangerous.

And whether he literally was born abroad or is literally ineligible (even being born abroad wouldn't make him ineligible, of course) is irrelevant. He is not a real American and doesn't belong here.

Then they're surprised why Asians and Hispanics don't vote Republican more.

[Lief 🗽]

Am I the only Democrat besides Sensei who golfs?

Something like that. Face it - yours is a fascist sport.

[King]

PM:   We cannot begin to teach our childrens because of the evil influence of Beelzebub, the Lord of the Flies, and yea verily the insidious working of his foul spawn, Beelzebarack Hussein Osama.  For hath the Lord not said these children of the Nephilim bear the mark of Cain.

KOTB:  Dude. Chill.  Not all those spooks are bad dudes.  Seriously.  I lift with a black dude and he's really cool.  Brother can bench 450 dude.

PM:   Thou hast been decieved by the minions of the prince of darkness.  Yea, for hath the Lord not said he IS the prince of DARKness. Canst thou not see that DARKIES are from darkness?  Indeed, hath not Charlie Murphy prophesied... "Darkness Time TWO"?

KOTB:  Oh dude.  I almost forgot, dude.  I dated this bitch named Murphy.  Forget her first name but wow.  She put out dude.  Once she saw what I could bench, she was all mine.  I got her once in the pink and twice in the stink.  High five, dude!

[Marokai Backbeat]

Try again:

"The "Terms of Use" statement to which Beck refers in this clip is not from cars.gov. Rather it is a login page for dealer transactions located at esc.gov. The only people who can get login credentials for the esc.gov site are dealers who have been screened and registered for the "cash for clunkers" program. To summarize: the page in question isn't on cars.gov and can only be used by dealers who have already registered. Consumers won't be impacted by any of this."

Hey bono are you going to reply to this?

No, the only way for me to confirm that would be going into the cars.gov site, but if JohnnyLongtorso is wrong then I would be giving ownership of my computer to the US federal government, and I think being right on the internet isn't worth that.

If you post again on the forums of uselectionatlas.org, you imply the right of the forum user named "Lunar," who usually resides in the United States but currently resides in Indonesia, to own your entire computer as well as any pets larger than a mid-sized goose you may have.

ARE YOU WILLING TO TAKE THE RISK BY POSTING HERE AGAIN?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

In reference to a Minor Threat song:

Who the hell listens to this emo crap?

[King]

In reference to a Minor Threat song:

Who the hell listens to this emo crap?

I think this belongs at the Comedy Goldmine on a DudeFest forums.

[DownWithTheLeft]

Check out state survivor, JewishConservative opens the voting then closes it within hours once he gets the result he wants

[pogo stick]

Check out state survivor, JewishConservative opens the voting then closes it within hours once he gets the result he wants

It was 9-6

[DownWithTheLeft]

Check out state survivor, JewishConservative opens the voting then closes it within hours once he gets the result he wants

It was 9-6

So?  If you kept the voting open for a day like most reasonable people do in these games, the results more than likely would have been different.  But no, crybaby 8 year old that you are, you closed the voting because "OMG I don't like Newark"

[pogo stick]

Check out state survivor, JewishConservative opens the voting then closes it within hours once he gets the result he wants

It was 9-6

So?  If you kept the voting open for a day like most reasonable people do in these games, the results more than likely would have been different.  But no, crybaby 8 year old that you are, you closed the voting because "OMG I don't like Newark"

Fine, you want round 3 opened again? OK fine!

[minionofmidas]

OFF, the two of you!

[Sensei]

Well since I doubt Ellen ever had such dark hair, I'm going to guess  it's Maddow that looked like a handsome dude already back then. She hasn't really changed that much either.



 

That's actually Rudy Giuliani

[tik 🪀✨]

Hahaha

[DownWithTheLeft]

Naso/Naso    

[pogo stick]

Naso/Naso    

how is that funny?

[DownWithTheLeft]

Naso/Naso    

how is that funny?

You voted against yourself

[pogo stick]

Naso/Naso    

how is that funny?

You voted against yourself

Naso is a better GOPher then me by 100 times

[Alexander Hamilton]

Naso/Naso    

how is that funny?

You voted against yourself

Naso is a better GOPher then me by 100 times

Who isn't?

[Bono]

Naso/Naso    

how is that funny?

You voted against yourself

Naso is a better GOPher then me by 100 times

Who isn't?

[Alexander Hamilton]

Gender : Male
Birthday : 11/29/94 (14 yrs old)
Did you have a sexual attraction to opposite sex : yes
Sexual Attraction to same sex ? : No not really
Straight or Gay : Bi-Sexual

[Hatman 🍁]

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I fail to see how it could be anyone but JC

Don't underestimate yourself, you're pretty horrible.

  Yeah of course whatever you say