America 2050- We talk about future elections...but what will the stances be?

[War on Want]

Map of America in 2050:

In 2046 an invasion of gay cyborg aliens invaded Earth. Everything was destroyed in explosions of nuclear fire except for the colored areas. The ocean had food coloring dumped in it and is now a lovely shade of rainbow. The gay cyborg aliens roam the ocean in their gigantic brown ocean liners crushing dissent from the mutated beings of the world. The eastern Green mass is Socialist Republic of Coal. The nation powers its industries based off of the resource in its title. The SEOC is building a secretive army to get back against the Cyborgs. The yellow mass is the Heartland. The Heartland is a nation based off of love of baseball, corn, wheat and God. Nothing special ever happens there. The pink blob is the Zombie Free City of St. Louis. The red blob is the Syndicated Mormon Conglomerate of Desret ruled by the resurrected body of Mitt Romney. The western green blob is Starbucks & Microsoft Inc., no one in the nation does anything productive and just plays virtual games all day. The light blue mass is Norht Cali. The teal mass is the Las Vegas Prostitution Zone where all of the Mormons go for their needs. The pink zone is The Flaming Homo Republic. San Fransisco was stated for an atomic attack by the aliens but decided not to after realizing the men there were much more attractive than their own. The FHR must now supply them with a shipment of sex slaves every year.