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« Reply #75 on: October 25, 2009, 01:24:48 PM »
Hamiltonism:  You have two cows.  Even they think you're a dick.
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« Reply #76 on: October 25, 2009, 01:27:44 PM »
What is Nikism?
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« Reply #77 on: October 25, 2009, 01:33:13 PM »
Nikism: You have two cows, you treat them incredibly kindly, so kind, they attempt to take advantage of you, when you figure it out, you bitch slap them.
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« Reply #78 on: October 25, 2009, 02:38:42 PM »
Quote from: Giovanni on October 25, 2009, 01:33:13 PM
Nikism: You have two cows, you treat them incredibly kindly, so kind, they attempt to take advantage of you, when you figure it out, you bitch slap them.

LOL!
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« Reply #79 on: October 25, 2009, 04:30:27 PM »
yakovsmirnoffism: In Soviet Russia, cows have two you!

andrewctism: You have two cows, you see this as a great way to make money. you sell both cows for a bull.

mr.moderateism: You have two cows, you put fake horns on one, and trade it to andrew for both of his.
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« Reply #80 on: October 25, 2009, 04:32:52 PM »
Well, now we lack only antoniovism.
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« Reply #81 on: October 25, 2009, 05:08:18 PM »
Fritzism??
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« Reply #82 on: October 25, 2009, 05:08:53 PM »

Antoniovism: You have two cows and you petition the government to sign regulation to stop their flatulence.
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« Reply #83 on: October 25, 2009, 05:13:09 PM »
Winston Disraelism: You have two cows. You paint both cows white.
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« Reply #84 on: October 25, 2009, 05:15:11 PM »
Swedish Cheesism?
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« Reply #85 on: October 25, 2009, 05:31:19 PM »
We must know Giovannism!
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« Reply #86 on: October 25, 2009, 06:10:07 PM »

I've found that people Hashemite doesn't like are generally obnoxious trolls.
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« Reply #87 on: October 25, 2009, 06:12:37 PM »
gporterism: You have to cows. You forget to fence them in and they run away. You blame Franco, and say that affirmitive action should be put in place, and every person should be called to duty to hunt the cows down.
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« Reply #88 on: October 25, 2009, 08:16:13 PM »

You guys are shameless, and I'm embarrassed on your behalf.
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« Reply #89 on: October 25, 2009, 11:44:39 PM »
« Edited: October 25, 2009, 11:49:29 PM by Contrary Belief »
Joe Republicanism: You have two cows.  They both feel inadequate and want to be psychoanalyzed in some form.  One is a shameless attention whore about it and cries for help.  The second one notices this and points it out in hope that, by making the other look foolish and showing martyrdom and traces of humility, he will get a two cow story first.

Wink
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« Reply #90 on: October 26, 2009, 02:06:54 AM »
It worked, didn't it?  Smiley
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« Reply #91 on: October 26, 2009, 03:16:06 AM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on October 25, 2009, 08:16:13 PM

You guys are shameless, and I'm embarrassed on your behalf.

We're just having fun. Some people have fun by telling stupid jokes, some other have fun by criticizing everyone.
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« Reply #92 on: October 26, 2009, 01:44:49 PM »
I think we all know what benconstineism is.
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« Reply #93 on: October 26, 2009, 05:51:58 PM »
Benconstineism: You have two cows. You petition the government to raise a £100 tariff on foreign cows.
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« Reply #94 on: October 26, 2009, 05:56:22 PM »
Quote from: Neo-Lysander on October 26, 2009, 05:51:58 PM
Benconstineism: You have two cows. You petition the government to raise a £100 tariff on foreign cows.

Eh, that wasn't really what I had in mind. This (see "Constineism") is closer (if you know what it means), but it still isn't exactly it.
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« Reply #95 on: October 26, 2009, 07:12:48 PM »
Quote from: Neo-Lysander on October 26, 2009, 05:51:58 PM
Benconstineism: You have two cows. You petition the government to raise a £100 tariff on foreign cows.

Wrong.
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« Reply #96 on: October 26, 2009, 08:21:21 PM »
Xaharism: You have two cows, you bore them with short, witty rhetoric all day.
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« Reply #97 on: October 26, 2009, 08:39:38 PM »
Quote from: SoIA NiK on October 26, 2009, 08:21:21 PM
Xaharism: You have two cows, you bore them with short, witty rhetoric all day.

You win the thread!
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« Reply #98 on: October 27, 2009, 10:31:59 AM »
Downwithdaleftism: You have two cows and you're trying to protect them from evil Vermont Communists
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« Reply #99 on: October 27, 2009, 11:27:34 AM »
ChrisChristism: You have two cows. You eat both of them. Alive. With ketchup.
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