BREAKING NEWS: Keystone Phil in ER

[© tweed]

developing...

[Associate Justice PiT]

     That's too bad. What for, if I may inquire?

[J. J.]

Is this another "Phil is dead" thread? 

[??????????]

Did he try to commit Santoracide?

[Rin-chan]

If this is a joke, I'm angry that someone is joking about something like this AGAIN.  If not, then I'm very concerned for Phil.

Rin-chan

[© tweed]

undisclosed allergic reaction

[??????????]

undisclosed allergic reaction

Box turtle allergy?

[Rin-chan]

Why would you know this information in the first place?

Rin-chan

[Barack Hussian YO MAMA!!!!]

jesus I hope he is ok.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

jesus I hope he is ok.

if onlee hed rememebrerd his tinfoil hat

[WalterMitty]

has uncle tony been notified?

[Meeker]

undisclosed allergic reaction

Box turtle allergy?

I believe it's a dog allergy.

[MasterJedi]

If this isn't true it proves you're useless.

[Хahar 🤔]

Come on. You're not supposed to do this.

[MasterJedi]

Ok, I take it back, it's real.

[??????????]

Ok, I take it back, it's real.

Doubtful.

[MasterJedi]

Ok, I take it back, it's real.

Doubtful.

I heard it from the horse's mouth, but it's also not anything bad, he said he'll inform us all later.

[??????????]

Ok, I take it back, it's real.

Doubtful.

I heard it from the horse's mouth, but it's also not anything bad, he said he'll inform us all later.

A cool, sorry but you gotta wonder about threads around here. But I hope he's doing ok.

[MasterJedi]

Ok, I take it back, it's real.

Doubtful.

I heard it from the horse's mouth, but it's also not anything bad, he said he'll inform us all later.

A cool, sorry but you gotta wonder about threads around here. But I hope he's doing ok.

Notice how I did the same thing, I didn't believe Tweed because of all the other threads in this vane. But once I heard from Phil I had the truth. He also said it was really nothing but we'll all find out aobout it in time.

[Keystone Phil]

Yes, this did happen. I texted Tweed about the score of the Phillies game (during the brief period of time in transition from the waiting room to the actual ER) and jokingly told him to inform you guys of my condition. I said that my last wish was to see a Santorum Presidency and, as my life flashed before my eyes, I saw McCain winning PA to put him over the top for the Presidency. 

I was eating Chinese food ("THEY HAVE GREAT FOOD!" - Mike Naso) and I notice my throat starting to feel soar. It came on all of the sudden. I didn't think much of it. Then I feel bumps on my face. Again, didn't care. I started to wonder what the hell was going on when I noticed that my eyelid started to swell and my throat felt like it was closing. It became pretty obvious that it was an allergic reaction. I ended up going to the ER. Thankfully, there is a hospital literally up the street (about a thirty second drive). Unfortunately, this place doesn't have the best reputation especially when it comes to being quick.

As I'm walking in with my Mom, a bunch of people were hysterical. There were cops around, too, so I'm guessing someone died in an accident or something. I go in, don't wait very long (shocking) and get called back. Basically, they gave me some medicine and checked my vital signs. I got to watch the Phils lose from my hospital "room."    I waited forever to get a prescription. In the period of time, someone else must have died since they put up the curtain across the area where I was sitting as they wheeled someone by. Sad stuff.

I guess I had a reaction to what I ate tonight. The sad thing is that I get the same meal from the same place all the time. Ironically, I refuse to go anywhere else because I'm so used to my place and I get sick when I eat other stuff from other places. I have to go to some specialist to see if I'm allergic to the food. I think it just happened this one time because my meal tasted a little like shrimp. I'm not allergic to seafood but I guess however they cooked the meal tonight made my sick.


Anyway, thanks for the concern, guys. 

[Rin-chan]

Weird, but I'm glad you're alright.  I hope it never happens again!!

Rin-chan

[Keystone Phil]

Thanks, Rin. 

Best part - Very attractive young nurse (not much older than me). I need to visit the ER more often. 

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Have you had Chinese food recently before that? It sounds like an allergy to MSG.

[Keystone Phil]

    Have you had Chinese food recently before that? It sounds like an allergy to MSG.

I have Chinese food quite often.

[Meeker]

Huh, odd. My mother developed an allergy to clams very late in life, perhaps something similar is happening to you with shrimp.