Mideast Assembly Thread

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Mideast Tractor Production (Manufacturing) Bill

1. Recognising the critical importance to the economy of Mideastern Oblast of both manufacturing and agriculture, it is proposed to introduce vast new subsidies and other support for manufacture of tractors. This shall be approximately seventy million billion each year and shall be paid out of a new Mideast Oblast Government Agency; the Tractor Production Bureau (TRACPRODBURO).

2. TRACPRODBURO shall establish tractor factories in the following counties:

Boone, Braxton, Brooke, Fayette, McDowell, Mingo, and Marion, all in the state of West Virginia.

Ballard, Elliott, Floyd, Harlan, Knott, Muhlenberg, and Pike, all in the state of Kentucky.

Cuyahoga, Jefferson, Lucas, Mahoning, Scioto, Trumbull, and Washington, all in the state of Ohio.

Genesee, Gogebic, Houghton, Marquette, Wayne, all in the state of Michigan.

Douglas, Menominee, and Milwaukee, all in the state of Wisconsin.

Alexander, Cook, Franklin, Rock Island, and St. Clair, all in the state of Illinois.

New Madrid, St. Louis City, and Washington, all in the state of Missouri.

Delaware, Lake, Vermillion, all in the state of Indiana.

Buchanan, and Norton City, both in the state of Virginia.

Baltimore City, in the state of Maryland.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Mideast Centres for Progressive Cultural Enlightenment and Re-Eduction Bill

1. Recognising the critical importance of loyalty to the principles of Cultural Marxism, it is proposed to re-educate members of criminal fraternities, political deviants, traitors, trotskyists, and telemarketers at officially established Centres for Progressive Cultural Enlightenment and Re-Education.

2. These Centres shall be run by a new state agency known as GULAG, the head of which shall be appointed by the Cultural Marxist Party of Atlasia's Director of Cultural Enlightenment.

3. GULAG will be entirely self-financing. This shall be guaranteed by giving GULAG the power of Eminent Domain over the properties of inmates in GULAG's educational facilities.

4. Official GULAG Centres for Progressive Cultural Enlightenment and Re-Education will be established in Menominee County, WI, Keeweenaw County, MI, in McDowell and Webster Counties, WV, and in Knott and Harlan Counties, KY.

5. The result will be a massive fall in anti-social behavior, all incurred at comparatively little cost to the taxpayers of Mideast Oblast. Establishment of GULAG centres will also create jobs in remote areas.

[Anna Komnene]

Repeal of the Teaching Reform Act of 2012

The "Teaching Reform Act of 2012" is hereby repealed.

[DC Al Fine]

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[ZuWo]

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[Chancellor Tanterterg]

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[Chancellor Tanterterg]

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[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

The Assembly is now in recess until 12:00 A.M. December 26th.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

The Assembly is back in session.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

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[Filuwaúrdjan]

Enemy Of The People Bill

1. The Atlasian citizen known as 'Inks.LWC' is hereby declared to be An Enemy Of The People and an Unperson. Thereafter he shall be known as 'Unperson Inks'.

2. Unperson Inks is to be put on trial for Treason against the People within three days of his Unpersoning.

3. Unperson Inks is to be executed by firing squad.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Anti Fascist Protection Rampart Bill

1. In the interests of protecting the Workers, Peasants, and Unemployed Arty Types of the Mideastern Oblast from the pernicious effect of predatory state capitalism and the predatory capitalistic state, it is proposed to build the Anti Fascist Protection Rampart in the City of Nyman (formerly Washington) D.C.

2. The Anti Fascist Protection Rampart is defined as a very big wall.

3. It shall surround the entire city, excepting the following wards: 5, 6, 7, 8.

4. Payment for the construction of the Anti Fascist Protection Rampart shall be paid for by a new tax on middle managers.

[Badger]

God bless you Al. I haven't had so much fun reading this thread in years!

[Hifly]

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[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

OK, at this point, there's not much we can accomplish, so my plan is just to have a quiet week with no legislation.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

The Assembly is now in recess until 12:00 P.M. tomorrow, when the new session will begin.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

The 34th Session of the Assembly is now called to order. We will take nominations for Speaker for the next 48 hours. Please swear in.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

FYI, the 35th Session will be the last session in this thread; we'll start a new one after that.

[DC Al Fine]

I nominate Inks for Speaker.

[MyRescueKittehRocks]

I will second the nomination.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I accept the nomination.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Nominations are now closed.  I ask unanimous consent that Inks.LWC is elected Speaker.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Without objection, so ordered.  Inks.LWC is elected Speaker.

Legislation may now be introduced.

[Potus]

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[PPT Spiral]

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