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« on: August 01, 2008, 01:37:36 pm »

This shall be the headquarters of my security company. Any customers of mine will be provided top-notch police protection for only a small monthly fee. All of my customers will be exempt from paying any taxes to the Atlasian government or their regional governments.
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« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2008, 01:38:20 pm »

Yay! Anarchism!

Will you also donate to courts on your clients' behalf?
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« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2008, 01:41:54 pm »

Yay! Anarchism!

Will you also donate to courts on your clients' behalf?

Indeed. I will wait this out until I run into trouble from the Atlasian government.
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« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2008, 01:47:18 pm »

Yay! Anarchism!

Will you also donate to courts on your clients' behalf?

Indeed. I will wait this out until I run into trouble from the Atlasian government.

Fun. Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2008, 02:03:21 pm »

Nice name.
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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2008, 02:05:31 pm »

ASS. Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2008, 04:23:56 pm »

I would like ASS to provide protection to the Mideast region
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« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2008, 04:26:05 pm »

I'd also like "ASS" to provide security services for me and my personal suite.
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« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2008, 05:40:39 pm »

I shall be requesting that ASS protect me
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« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2008, 09:13:06 pm »

I would like for ASS to cover my ass.
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« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2008, 09:34:00 pm »

First of all, I'm glad to see how much sucess we are having in our first day. Second, I hereby grant sensei's, Hashemite's, DWTL's, and Ben's requests for protection. Thank you.
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« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2008, 11:04:26 pm »

What level protection does ASS cover?  Does ASS protect against petty crime, organized crime, rioting, and invasion by a hostile foreign power?  That's a pretty broad spectrum.  Perhaps you could divide it into a microsecurity service and a macrosecurity service: call the small one Half ASS and the full one ASS Whole.
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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2008, 11:48:30 pm »

     I must say that ASS is amusingly popular. It seems that the government has a full blown crisis on their hands, what with the popularity of ASS. Tongue
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« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2008, 01:15:27 am »

What level protection does ASS cover?  Does ASS protect against petty crime, organized crime, rioting, and invasion by a hostile foreign power?  That's a pretty broad spectrum.  Perhaps you could divide it into a microsecurity service and a macrosecurity service: call the small one Half ASS and the full one ASS Whole.

If you are willing to buy stock in ASS, you could become elected to the Board of Directors of ASS, and propose and split-off between ASS Domestic and ASS Foreign. But, for now, ASS provides protection against any act of agression.
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« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2008, 10:39:25 am »

I have a coup d'etat in Moldova I want to pull off. Can I order some ASS agents to come with me to seize the Presidential Palace?
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« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2008, 11:44:11 am »

If you become a public company can I buy a piece of ASS?

If you hire a lot of employees due to overwhelming demand, will you then have a big ASS?

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« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2008, 10:23:25 am »

I have a coup d'etat in Moldova I want to pull off. Can I order some ASS agents to come with me to seize the Presidential Palace?

Sorry, we only deal with defensive services.



GM3, given how valuable ASS currently is, the stock price is $3,000/share. I however, am not putting 51% of the shares up for sale at this time.
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« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2008, 10:24:20 am »

I'm still waiting for my guards, here.
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« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2008, 11:51:59 pm »

We are back in business!
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« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2008, 10:20:55 am »

ASS's protection was sorely missed, this was be perfect for when I introduce a bill to eliminate the police in favor of a private force Tongue
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« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2008, 03:05:01 pm »
« Edited: October 18, 2008, 04:51:26 pm by PiT (The Physicist) »

     My plan involves downsizing the army in favor of regional militias. Perhaps ASS fits into that somehow.
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« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2008, 03:48:31 pm »

ASS's protection was sorely missed, this was be perfect for when I introduce a bill to eliminate the police in favor of a private force Tongue

You're moving to anarcho-capitalism even quicker than I thought. Tongue
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« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2008, 06:32:32 pm »

ASS's protection was sorely missed, this was be perfect for when I introduce a bill to eliminate the police in favor of a private force Tongue

You're moving to anarcho-capitalism even quicker than I thought. Tongue
at this pace, he'll be crazier than you in a matter of weeks.
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« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2008, 07:38:01 pm »

ASS's protection was sorely missed, this was be perfect for when I introduce a bill to eliminate the police in favor of a private force Tongue

You're moving to anarcho-capitalism even quicker than I thought. Tongue
at this pace, he'll be crazier than you in a matter of weeks.

Right, because anyone who disagrees with theft and murder is clearly nuts. (I will stop here to prevent this thread from being hijacked. Go on if you want, but you will only be beating a dead horse.)
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« Reply #24 on: October 18, 2008, 08:46:54 pm »

ASS's protection was sorely missed, this was be perfect for when I introduce a bill to eliminate the police in favor of a private force Tongue

You're moving to anarcho-capitalism even quicker than I thought. Tongue
at this pace, he'll be crazier than you in a matter of weeks.

Right, because anyone who disagrees with theft and murder is clearly nuts. (I will stop here to prevent this thread from being hijacked. Go on if you want, but you will only be beating a dead horse.)
so we agree. Good day to you, too, sir.
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