I'm going to see Bush Today....

[Kodratos]

The President is coming to Erie, and I have ticket (excited girly scream).

I'll give you guys a full report when I get back.

Tell him to bring my big cousin home!

If your cousin wanted to be at home instead of defending freedom in the world he shouldn't have joined the U.S. military.

[© tweed]

If your cousin wanted to be at home instead of defending freedom in the world he shouldn't have joined the U.S. military.

It's not like he had all that much of a choice.

He comes from the neck of my family which hardly ever sends people to college.  His father is a union worker, is somewhat cash-strapped, and the only way he could afford to pay for college (legally) was to join the military.

[Kodratos]

If your cousin wanted to be at home instead of defending freedom in the world he shouldn't have joined the U.S. military.

It's not like he had all that much of a choice.

He comes from the neck of my family which hardly ever sends people to college.  His father is a union worker, is somewhat cash-strapped, and the only way he could afford to pay for college (legally) was to join the military.

I expected that typical line of bull.

[Beefalow and the Consumer]

The President is coming to Erie, and I have ticket (excited girly scream).

I'll give you guys a full report when I get back.

If you sign the Loyalty Oath, and then don't vote Bush, do the Secret Service come after you?

[ATFFL]

The President is coming to Erie, and I have ticket (excited girly scream).

I'll give you guys a full report when I get back.

If you sign the Loyalty Oath, and then don't vote Bush, do the Secret Service come after you?

No, the Men in Black do.  In our black helicopters.

[Niles Caulder]

The President is coming to Erie, and I have ticket (excited girly scream).

I'll give you guys a full report when I get back.

If you sign the Loyalty Oath, and then don't vote Bush, do the Secret Service come after you?

No, the Men in Black do.  In our black helicopters.

No no no no no....the black helicopters are UN operated, and they are fueled with French nuclear reactors and banana peels.  They're unhappy when you DO vote Republican.

The Men in Black who wear US flag bikini underwear, debunk UFO awareness profilferation and drive SUVs doing it prefer you didn't vote Democratic and expand the FBI's budget so ridiculously as to keep X-Files open.  (They also brainwash ghosts in a mechanical city under the Pentagon.)

It's important to understand how one's government works!  Y'all aren't reading the right comic books....

[*Sigh*, where have you gone, Flex Mentallo?]

[12th Doctor]

The President is coming to Erie, and I have ticket (excited girly scream).

I'll give you guys a full report when I get back.

If you sign the Loyalty Oath, and then don't vote Bush, do the Secret Service come after you?

Acctually, I think that story was made up.  I didn't have to sign anything.

[Beefalow and the Consumer]

The President is coming to Erie, and I have ticket (excited girly scream).

I'll give you guys a full report when I get back.

If you sign the Loyalty Oath, and then don't vote Bush, do the Secret Service come after you?

Acctually, I think that story was made up.  I didn't have to sign anything.

Heh...

* Beef removes tongue from cheeck.