THE WHITE HOUSE
NOVEMBER 6, 2008
Ladies and Gentleman,
I'm not one for flowery speeches, so I'll keep this brief.
It's been a pleasure serving as your President over the past four months. I want to thank you all for indulging me, and thank my allies in the Senate for working to pass my legislation into law. We truly got a lot done for the country and for the environment, and for that, I am proud.
There was a good amount of controversy during my term, but over all, I think the four months of the Moderate Presidency have been a net positive for the country of Atlasia. Things are picking up again, and a new class of voters and Senators are taking the helm.
For now, I prepare to enter retirement from public service. Atlasia has been good to me, but for the sake of said new blood, I recognize that it is "their turn." Their turn to shape and mold this fantasyland I so dearly love into something new, something better.
I can't say much about my future here, but I will say that I will be watching the progress that President-elect Jesus and VP-elect Meeker make. I will applaud their successes and criticize their failings. The only way to continue Atlasia's progress is to hold them accountable.
Good luck to all of you, and may Dave always bless our glorious country.
For the last time, I dutifully address you as
William Fox Moderate
President