Trip to the United States

[Robespierre's Jaw]

Michael and I have a surprise for you...

What sort of surprise Phil? You know people on this forum can interpret what you just said into a whole lot of other things, and I for one is doing that right now.....

[Хahar 🤔]

Michael and I have a surprise for you...

What sort of surprise Phil? You know people on this forum can interpret what you just said into a whole lot of other things, and I for one is doing that right now.....

TMI, Conor. TMI.

[Keystone Phil]

Michael and I have a surprise for you...

What sort of surprise Phil? You know people on this forum can interpret what you just said into a whole lot of other things, and I for one is doing that right now.....

I don't want to ruin it for Peter. Let's just say that I'm never going to give up my secret because I don't want to let you down, Peter. That should be a pretty strong clue for a lot of people. Read that sentence over and over again...

[Ban my account ffs!]

Michael and I have a surprise for you...

What sort of surprise Phil? You know people on this forum can interpret what you just said into a whole lot of other things, and I for one is doing that right now.....

I don't want to ruin it for Peter. Let's just say that I'm never going to give up my secret because I don't want to let you down, Peter. That should be a pretty strong clue for a lot of people. Read that sentence over and over again...

Peter, his secret is that him and Naso are gonna invite you over for a slumber party where you will camp out in Phil's back yard tree fort where you will roast smores and look at Playboy magazines from the early '80s at which point Naso will break out Top Gun and reminisce, rather tearfully, of the Reagan years.  At this point, Phil will confide in you that he has a bit of a man crush on Tom Cruise...

you might be better off avoiding Pennsylvania and Ohio all together.

[Joe Republic]

I don't want to ruin it for Peter. Let's just say that I'm never going to give up my secret because I don't want to let you down, Peter. That should be a pretty strong clue for a lot of people. Read that sentence over and over again...

Oh.  My.  God.

Peter, two words:  video camera.

[YRABNNRM]

I don't want to ruin it for Peter. Let's just say that I'm never going to give up my secret because I don't want to let you down, Peter. That should be a pretty strong clue for a lot of people. Read that sentence over and over again...

Oh.  My.  God.

Peter, two words:  video camera.

Joe, you know Pete will never turn around and desert his video camera.

[Sensei]

I don't want to ruin it for Peter. Let's just say that I'm never going to give up my secret because I don't want to let you down, Peter. That should be a pretty strong clue for a lot of people. Read that sentence over and over again...

Oh.  My.  God.

Peter, two words:  video camera.

Joe, you know Pete will never turn around and desert his video camera.

oh, that Phil, you wouldn't get that from any other guy. We're no strangers to his shenanigans.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Michael and I have a surprise for you...

What sort of surprise Phil? You know people on this forum can interpret what you just said into a whole lot of other things, and I for one is doing that right now.....

Dude - your English sucks.

[Хahar 🤔]

Michael and I have a surprise for you...

What sort of surprise Phil? You know people on this forum can interpret what you just said into a whole lot of other things, and I for one is doing that right now.....

Dude - your English sucks.

You just figured that out?

[Verily]

Philadelphia and Gettysburg, Pennsylvania...where this country was born and saved respectively.

And the beauty of that, is one can drive through the Amish precincts along the way (the horse and buggy folks with hexes on the barns resting on their beautifully manicured organic farms). Sad to say I have not yet been to Lancaster or Gettysburg, but I will do so before exiting this mortal coil, absent lack of notice. Philly  as a town overall is a bit of a dump, but yes has a lot of history, and some of the burb areas are gorgeous.

On a related note, the Amish areas in Ohio are both more picturesque and larger than in Lancaster County. And have been less transformed into a tourist attraction. My aunt lives near there.