Comedy Goldmine V: A Tribute to Delayed Sequels with Over-the-Hill Actors

[Joe Republic]

I'd like to know what two negative numbers can be added together and sometimes produce a positive number.

I would too, but apparently it's the only kind of math that's been fueling Hillary Clinton's campaign for the past few months.

[J. J.]

Two wrongs don't make a right, unless your dealing w/negative numbers

That made no sense.

What do you mean that it made no sense? What grade are you in, pre-k ot maybe even younger than that.

Two negative numbers multiplied or divided by eachother and sometimes added and subtracted from eachother  make a positive number.

Mr. oh I am so perfect and I have been studying politics since I was five years old. Everyone else is a hack except me.

You need to understand that the world does not revolve only around you.

I'd like to know what two negative numbers can be added together and sometimes produce a positive number.

Adding negative two and negative minus twenty-seven, for example. 

[Хahar 🤔]

Two wrongs don't make a right, unless your dealing w/negative numbers

That made no sense.

What do you mean that it made no sense? What grade are you in, pre-k ot maybe even younger than that.

Two negative numbers multiplied or divided by eachother and sometimes added and subtracted from eachother  make a positive number.

Mr. oh I am so perfect and I have been studying politics since I was five years old. Everyone else is a hack except me.

You need to understand that the world does not revolve only around you.

I'd like to know what two negative numbers can be added together and sometimes produce a positive number.

Adding negative two and negative minus twenty-seven, for example. 

What about -i?

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

What about -i?

Negative i plus negative i gives you negative 2i.

[Хahar 🤔]

What about -i?

Negative i plus negative i gives you negative 2i.

I never was good at math.

[Јas]

Not until every other nation does as well.

That's a great philosophy, now, isn't it?

Until China, Russia, and Pakistan do so, we cannot afford to give up anything.

What? The Cold War is over. Anyway, if the US were to go to war with any of those countries, I don't think China, Russia or Pakistan would be shouting for joy because the US had gotten rid of its cluster bombs. It's not like in their absence the US arsenal is ineffective.

True, but if we're giving something up, then other nations need to do so as well.

Never thought of setting an example, did you?

Lack of cluster bombs won't kill us.

Never crossed my mind.

If the enemy, or potential enemy, has it, then we need to have it.

Why? If they use cluster bombs, we use much stronger armaments.

True, but we cannot be at any sort of disadvantage.

'Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft gap!'

[Sensei]

What about -i?

Negative i plus negative i gives you negative 2i.

I never was good at math.

Don't feel too bad. You're the only 13 year old in the country who would try to make a point using complex numbers in his spare time.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

We (the moderation team) have raised this on numerous occasions already; particularly drawing attention to the fact that jamespol circumvented his ban.  Short of bribing Dave, what more do you want us to do?

Bribe Dave

[Хahar 🤔]

i might be dumb, but ill never understand why so many democrats hate clinton so much.

on top of that, some of these 'democrats' get hard ons for bob barr and ron paul but hate hillary.

i dont get it.   

Just on this site. Clearly half of all democrats love them. Truth is, is that the party would be nothing without them.

Conan, that is really not a nice thing to say about Walter.  Please apologize immediately.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[YRABNNRM]

Sadly, we probably won't attack Iran at this point. If they continue to defy the world, I would hope that Europe would grow some balls and help out this time. Otherwise, they and we are in a whole heap of trouble.

[YRABNNRM]

The whole thread is great but most notably these two posts...

My favorite Clinton joke was her 2008 campaign.

If the Democrats had the rules the Republicans had, then she would have been the nominee. And the caucus states really screwed her up, they are undemocratic and unfair to her. Obama also stole Missouri, like McVain did, due to St Louis voter fraud.

She should be the nominee technically, but due to pro-obama DNC idoits, he will be. She should really run as an independent.

That is it, I am telling texaslefty on you.

[Albus Dumbledore]

Wouldn't it save time to just copy/paste Jesmo's entire post history into here?

[Franzl]

Wouldn't it save time to just copy/paste Jesmo's entire post history into here?

Indeed.

[YRABNNRM]

Does anyone care about Musgrove

I would crawl across hot coals with him on my back from here to DC if that's what it took to get him there.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Allen's usage of the race issue allows him to gain many of Hillary Clinton's former voters and the Republicans win by a large margin.

[Sam Spade]

Another in a long line of these posts...

OK, here is the absolute truth.

The one and only copy of the tape was sent to Mitt Romney.

But Romney has far too much honor and principle to ever stoop so low as to release such a potentially devastating outburst from the wife of a Presidential candidate, for fear it may cause domestic discord between Barack and Michelle, as Romney believes firmly in the unity of families, and he would never do anything that may cause discord in the family unit. 

[Torie]

One for the ages, Sam.

[Sam Spade]

One for the ages, Sam.

During the primary, some of Winfield's statements about Romney were so good they could only be posted on this thread.  The next post will contain some of them.

[Sam Spade]

It is heartwarming to see African Americans flocking to the Romney campaign. 

These threads:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68484.0

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68125.0

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I found Duke's Giuliani hackery in those just as amusing like how his 6th place finish in Michigan was part of some sort of master plan.

[Хahar 🤔]

Naw, Duke can't hold a match to Winfield.

[Mr. Morden]

It is heartwarming to see African Americans flocking to the Romney campaign. 

These threads:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68484.0

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=68125.0

Don't forget:

Just another nail in the political coffin of John McCain.

Memo to McCain

How much longer do you intend to carry on this charade of a campaign, pretending you are still a serious contender? 

Leave before you become totally irrelevant, with at least your dignity and some of your Senate career still intact. 

McCain should drop out before he goes from inconsequential to pathetic.

Had he won the nomination in 2000, he would be President today.  His time has passed.

[Keystone Phil]

Man's greatest invention, Al, man's greatest invention.  And they are absolutely necessary for life in the tropics and sub-tropics, which definitely includes about 90% of the US.

[Eraserhead]

Naw, Duke can't hold a match to Winfield.

Very different kinds of hacks. Winfield is certainly a hell of a lot more amusing than Duke though.

[Hash]

Fox sets the bar for journalistic standards.