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« Reply #100 on: May 17, 2008, 03:33:41 PM »
Two genuine error messages that popped up on my computer at work recently:

"Cannot repaint account until return is selected" (my line of work has nothing to do with painting or accounts)

"Failed to create a bitmap compatible with the screen to get information about screen bitmap format" (this probably makes sense to somebody, but I'll be damned if it does to me)
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« Reply #101 on: May 17, 2008, 04:05:16 PM »
Blindly bundled bits of bacon burrow in bountiful and beautiful bouquets of blatantly banal blisters.
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« Reply #102 on: May 17, 2008, 04:06:23 PM »
John McCain is a maverick senator.
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« Reply #103 on: May 17, 2008, 04:10:45 PM »

Carps digest all manner of yo-yo's in the parade of peaches (October 31st, 1923 - check for line over the door)
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« Reply #104 on: May 17, 2008, 05:22:37 PM »
My uncle is sick, but the higway is green.
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« Reply #105 on: May 17, 2008, 05:31:30 PM »
this complex fantasy which way or how to say is this ordinary terror force
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« Reply #106 on: May 17, 2008, 06:17:20 PM »
Winfield does not have an obsessive compulsive obsession with Mitt Romney.
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« Reply #107 on: May 18, 2008, 12:19:46 AM »
Dont ask which road to travel on, just order syrup with your microphone
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« Reply #108 on: May 18, 2008, 12:21:55 AM »
The hat crapped doughnuts
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« Reply #109 on: May 18, 2008, 12:29:18 AM »
This was not an exclusive opportunity for the glue-fly, as her contaminated jelly beans of misfortune never dashed the sorrows of the queen's luxuriously ample inheritance of shoehorns.
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« Reply #110 on: May 18, 2008, 12:57:08 PM »
When I hopped epidermal tacos, it wasn't opaque for the corridor to barbeque the pantsuit's Bowflex before menopause.
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« Reply #111 on: May 18, 2008, 10:12:15 PM »
The flashing man appeared to ponder subscripts.
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« Reply #112 on: May 19, 2008, 01:58:57 AM »
A force of flag made the rag... and the eyeballs emit glue.
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« Reply #113 on: May 19, 2008, 08:08:23 AM »
Eraserhead does not create stupid threads.
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« Reply #114 on: May 19, 2008, 05:58:34 PM »
I called my mother on the television and did not understand the door. It was too breakfast, but they came from far to near. My mother is not too old for me to be young.
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« Reply #115 on: December 01, 2008, 03:15:35 PM »
The whale's mall spreads it's dried wings over Miami.
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« Reply #116 on: December 01, 2008, 03:23:38 PM »
Quote from: Eraserhead on December 01, 2008, 03:15:35 PM
The whale's mall spreads it's dried wings over Miami.

Grab hold of these battery dignity?
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« Reply #117 on: December 01, 2008, 03:26:26 PM »
"So comrades come rally for the final fight we face/the Internationale unites the human race!"

Can't get more nonsensical than that.
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« Reply #118 on: December 01, 2008, 03:28:07 PM »
from my co-worker's niece's english paper:

Had you touch the man, would weathered flesh had been felt? Whisper words from old age been spoke? Or crimson cologne been smelt?
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« Reply #119 on: December 01, 2008, 03:28:53 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on December 01, 2008, 03:23:38 PM
Quote from: Eraserhead on December 01, 2008, 03:15:35 PM
The whale's mall spreads it's dried wings over Miami.

Grab hold of these battery dignity?

In embedded raincoats, her whisper shelter tears.
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« Reply #120 on: December 01, 2008, 03:34:01 PM »
Senator Al Franken introduced a bill today commending Gov. Myrth York's single-handed rescue of our nation's banking industry.
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« Reply #121 on: December 01, 2008, 03:41:20 PM »
« Edited: December 01, 2008, 04:03:10 PM by Eraserhead »
Article boogie (yeah, yeah, yeah), radial bean fist boogie (yeah,yeah,yeah)... composite fish weep with drawings of macaroni angels, only to be stoned to death by the great Alaskan treasure, Zorro!
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« Reply #122 on: December 01, 2008, 03:44:37 PM »
Breakfast walks tenacious synecdoche in the brimy metaphor; O how pregnant the thought!
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« Reply #123 on: December 01, 2008, 03:47:27 PM »
^^  17th century oblique DANCE LIKE YOUR HANDS, Abraham?  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #124 on: December 01, 2008, 04:04:28 PM »
"The red and the black... do you get it now?''
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