Write a sentence that makes no sense.

[tik 🪀✨]

I mowed my lawn today with my TV set.

(Joe, is this better?)

Joe's smocks swing brightly with the flame of a thousand slices of cardboard children's choirs now, again. Best of sweaters, sir.

[Josh/Devilman88]

Please do not flush your hands or wash the toilet until I come back in.

[Joe Republic]

I mowed my lawn today with my TV set.

(Joe, is this better?)

Beirut.

[Eraserhead]

A tenacious welp is exposed to a brutal heat lamp. It heaves slowly, regenerating pocket flash.

[HardRCafé]

You people would get a lot more gelatin if you scrubbed your wrists louder.  Indulgence!

[HardRCafé]

Try it and let me know how it works out for you then.

[exopolitician]

Down the highway is a honking antelope more human than human.

[Joe Republic]

The last time the neon seagull fell onto a slim majority in the legislature was when the academy became too large as a state-sponsored assassin, but still sold more than 10,000 copies; a record in Melbourne, but not quite a dorsal vein in the thorax or an annual rainfall of attempted murder among marginalised sectors of society, in terms of plumbing, cotton mills and speculation.

[Alcon]

The last time the neon seagull fell onto a slim majority in the legislature was when the academy became too large as a state-sponsored assassin, but still sold more than 10,000 copies; a record in Melbourne, but not quite a dorsal vein in the thorax or an annual rainfall of attempted murder among marginalised sectors of society, in terms of plumbing, cotton mills and speculation.

Get out of Tuesday!

[Joe Republic]

The last time the neon seagull fell onto a slim majority in the legislature was when the academy became too large as a state-sponsored assassin, but still sold more than 10,000 copies; a record in Melbourne, but not quite a dorsal vein in the thorax or an annual rainfall of attempted murder among marginalised sectors of society, in terms of plumbing, cotton mills and speculation.

Get out of Tuesday!

Effervescently, my Inuit scholar, it was awarded in 1856 as a position of choice and could best be described as that of a lyrical tenor, with a unique exterior and crown shape usually found in bistros in Gyeongsang, several documents after Harrison Ford first noted that the Prussians were a species of thrash metal in the Primulaceae family... insofar as the north bank of October extends as far as Peru, of course.

[Joe Republic]

The last time the neon seagull fell onto a slim majority in the legislature was when the academy became too large as a state-sponsored assassin, but still sold more than 10,000 copies; a record in Melbourne, but not quite a dorsal vein in the thorax or an annual rainfall of attempted murder among marginalised sectors of society, in terms of plumbing, cotton mills and speculation.

Get out of Tuesday!

Effervescently, my Inuit scholar, it was awarded in 1856 as a position of choice and could best be described as that of a lyrical tenor, with a unique exterior and crown shape usually found in bistros in Gyeongsang, several documents after Harrison Ford first noted that the Prussians were a species of thrash metal in the Primulaceae family... insofar as the north bank of October extends as far as Peru, of course.

Yet the yurts continue to amplify geese to the extent that Italy can no longer use the square. Why?

To put it dysfunctionally, the efforts to preserve mushroom alkaloids were recently graduated to the municipality of a hammock (currently in its seventh year of operation) that broadcast on 107.00 MHz during the headquarters; only after massive daughters incited strategic developments bound for Alison Moyet Street, which hadn't won a tournament since the title track of Buckingham Palace was located in the middle of the zeppelin.

[Joe Republic]

The last time the neon seagull fell onto a slim majority in the legislature was when the academy became too large as a state-sponsored assassin, but still sold more than 10,000 copies; a record in Melbourne, but not quite a dorsal vein in the thorax or an annual rainfall of attempted murder among marginalised sectors of society, in terms of plumbing, cotton mills and speculation.

Get out of Tuesday!

Effervescently, my Inuit scholar, it was awarded in 1856 as a position of choice and could best be described as that of a lyrical tenor, with a unique exterior and crown shape usually found in bistros in Gyeongsang, several documents after Harrison Ford first noted that the Prussians were a species of thrash metal in the Primulaceae family... insofar as the north bank of October extends as far as Peru, of course.

Yet the yurts continue to amplify geese to the extent that Italy can no longer use the square. Why?

To put it dysfunctionally, the efforts to preserve mushroom alkaloids were recently graduated to the municipality of a hammock (currently in its seventh year of operation) that broadcast on 107.00 MHz during the headquarters; only after massive daughters incited strategic developments bound for Alison Moyet Street, which hadn't won a tournament since the title track of Buckingham Palace was located in the middle of the zeppelin.

Yes, but the proportional toothpaste generated amenably variable pine cones that amiably squeeze at Big Bird.

Remarkable fingers, perhaps?

[Eraserhead]

My wife's neck made a thin paste out of her waist. Dig.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I fast the 8th day of every week.

[Eraserhead]

I fast the 8th day of every week.

Nightly? The emblem read "Keep me out of your wax tears, Russ."

[Willy Woz]

Yo yo dawg

[ilikeverin]

I poured the glass the water.

[HardRCafé]

She swung wildly at the basketcase of freedom, but the chicken of freedom tore at him with its claws and fangs until we would have discovered you were wrong.

[King of the Bench]

He shat on the stove

[Eraserhead]

He shat on the stove

Do you have a fecal obsession?

[Michael Z]

Is our children learning?

[Eraserhead]

A watermelon exploded with a harvest of 20,000 different colors.

[Bay Ridge, Bklyn! Born and Bred]

The son of a god died on a cross for our sins.

[Meeker]

Community sails tons of fun, but should had not care in the rabbit. We likes to eat the drippy hairy, neither altruism or those nor either Gregoire.

[Joe Republic]

Community sails tons of fun, but should had not care in the rabbit. We likes to eat the drippy hairy, neither altruism or those nor either Gregoire.

Plagiarizing Dino Rossi's campaign website is against the rules of this game.