How would these "demographics" vote in the Democratic primary?

[falling apart like the ashes of American flags]

What percentage for Hillary or Obama? Also this only applies to those who are Democrats even if a majority of the group would normally be Republicans:

Frequent strip club patron
Stripper
Strip club owner
Suburb hater
Does not own a car
Evangelical Christian
Wears a hooded sweatshirt with the hood down always no matter how hot or cold it is*
Gun owner
Rap fan
Scene kid
Teetoaler
Drinks rarely
Drinks frequently
Drinks daily
Owns more than 100 emo records on vinyl
Sex tourist
Listens to country music radio
Pothead
GLBT
Owns Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle on DVD
Owns The Notebook on DVD
Communist

*This is the fashion style of roughly 80% of the people who listen to the same type of music as I do including myself.

[falling apart like the ashes of American flags]

Frequent strip club patron - 70% Obama (either young or wealthy)
Stripper - 53% Obama (gender is canceled out by age and being disproportionally black)
Strip club owner - 70% Obama (wealthy Democrats deal)
Suburb hater - 75% Obama
Does not own a car - 52% Clinton (NYC + LA)
Evangelical Christian - 60% Obama (blacks)
Wears a hooded sweatshirt with the hood down always no matter how hot or cold it is - 95% Obama
Gun owner - 65% Obama (see results out west)
Rap fan - 80% Obama (either black or young)
Scene kid - 95% Obama (the 5% being Hispanic scene kids)
Teetoaler - 70% Clinton
Drinks rarely - 55% Clinton
Drinks frequently - 70% Obama (COLLEGE KIDS)
Drinks daily - 70% Obama (see above)
Owns more than 100 emo records on vinyl - close to 100% Obama
Sex tourist - 70% Obama (wealthy Democrats)
Listens to country music radio - 60% Clinton
Pothead - 75% Obama
GLBT - 55% Obama
Owns Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle on DVD - 70% Obama
Owns The Notebook on DVD - 60% Clinton
Communist - 99% Obama

[Gabu]

[Aizen]

what

[JSojourner]

Gabu ---

Seriously, man.

That is by far the FUNNIEST pic in response to a post that I have ever seen.  It is EXACTLY what I did when I read the original post.

We often say "LOL".  But I really DID laugh out loud.

[Flying Dog]

[tik 🪀✨]

Chances of BRTD getting lucky with the following demographics:

Frequent strip club patron - 0%
Stripper - 0%
Strip club owner - 0%
Suburb hater - 0%
Does not own a car - 0%
Evangelical Christian - 12%
Wears a hooded sweatshirt with the hood down always no matter how hot or cold it is* - 0%
Gun owner - 0%
Rap fan - 0%
Scene kid - 0%
Teetoaler - 0%
Drinks rarely - 0%
Drinks frequently - 0%
Drinks daily - 0%
Owns more than 100 emo records on vinyl - 0%
Sex tourist - 54%
Listens to country music radio - 0%
Pothead - 0%
GLBT - 0%
Owns Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle on DVD - 0%
Owns The Notebook on DVD - 0%
Communist - 0%

[falling apart like the ashes of American flags]

Stripper - 0%
Wears a hooded sweatshirt with the hood down always no matter how hot or cold it is* - 0%
Scene kid - 0%
Drinks rarely - 0%
Drinks frequently - 0%

Already have.

[Хahar 🤔]

[tik 🪀✨]

Stripper - 0%
Wears a hooded sweatshirt with the hood down always no matter how hot or cold it is* - 0%
Scene kid - 0%
Drinks rarely - 0%
Drinks frequently - 0%

Already have.

You've got a nice big check-mark in your "People To Do" list. Nicely done. Unfortunately I imagine whoever this was fit all of the demographics at once (I can only assume it was after your encounter that she began 'drinking frequently')

[Sam Spade]