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[opebo]

I thought Canadian.

He's both, I think.

Lucky bastard!  Two good citizenships and I don't even have one worth a damn.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Next time you go to the drug store to buy condoms sign up at the post office.

If you're a virgin or don't use condoms.....you got bigger problems than not signing up.

[MODU]

Next time you go to the drug store to buy condoms sign up at the post office.

hahaha . . . I wouldn't tie the two activities into the same though. 

[Хahar 🤔]

I thought Canadian.

He's both, I think.

Lucky bastard!  Two good citizenships and I don't even have one worth a damn.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Next time you go to the drug store to buy condoms sign up at the post office.

hahaha . . . I wouldn't tie the two activities into the same though. 

Yeah, and besides, there's normally condoms in Meijer - I'm more likely to go there (they're in the bathroom, via the Larry Craig Bill of 2007) - but I'm a virgin.  And I hardly go to hte post office.