Another Ultimate Battle

[DownWithTheLeft]

I am very torn

[Eraserhead]

Canada

[Padfoot]

I vote Gabu b/c he kicks ass.

[falling apart like the ashes of American flags]

Strip Clubs/Opebo

Nader/Santorum - UGH
Canada - Good, but there's a better choice
Gabu/Giuliani - A whishy-washer who won't stand up for anything and sells out to the right wing on many things and a fascist, wow.
Gully Foyle/Suburbs - UGH
Strip Clubs/Opebo - GREAT
Indie Music/Tom from MySpace - First is great, second, bleh, we'd be better off if he never existed
Dry Towns/Illegal Immigration - First is AWFUL, second is good, but can't vote for it because of the first.
   

[Gabu]

HOW DO I SHOT WEB

[Hash]

Our home and native land, Canada.

[Хahar 🤔]

Hashemite's home and native land, Canada.

[Padfoot]

Gabu/Giuliani - A whishy-washer who won't stand up for anything and sells out to the right wing on many things and a fascist, wow.

At least he has a sense of humor and isn't obsessed with telling people about him and his obsessions.

[Gabu]

A whishy-washer who won't stand up for anything

Unless someone is going to become an elected political official with power to wield, who gives a sh**t what someone else's political views are?  It really makes no difference, in the end.  I find it extremely confusing and baffling how adamant some people are that you must have a strong stance on every single issue or else.  Perhaps it makes them feel as if they're actually politically relevant or something.  Or perhaps they forget that we are on, you know, an internet forum, and that we are not candidates in an election where this sh**t actually makes any difference to anyone.

[falling apart like the ashes of American flags]

A whishy-washer who won't stand up for anything

Unless someone is going to become an elected political official with power to wield, who gives a sh**t what someone else's political views are?  It really makes no difference, in the end.  I find it extremely confusing and baffling how adamant some people are that you must have a strong stance on every single issue or else.  Perhaps it makes them feel as if they're actually politically relevant or something.  Or perhaps they forget that we are on, you know, an internet forum, and that we are not candidates in an election where this sh**t actually makes any difference to anyone.

Hypothetically in this scenario you're going to become an elected official, so it matters here. You take centrist stances seemingly just in the name of centrism and sell out the left on issues like education.

You also have no problem with a fascist like Giuliani.

[Verily]

I voted for Gully Foyle because I live in a suburb, so clearly I have to vote for the ticket containing suburbs. I also kind of like the idea of sharing the position of VP with about 150 million other people.

[WalterMitty]

write in:  sega/suburbs.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

I voted for Gully Foyle because I live in a suburb, so clearly I have to vote for the ticket containing suburbs. I also kind of like the idea of sharing the position of VP with about 150 million other people.

The big question here is whether you would be part of the Executive or legislative branch.

Personally I don't really understand why BRTD hates me. But *shrugs*

[falling apart like the ashes of American flags]

I voted for Gully Foyle because I live in a suburb, so clearly I have to vote for the ticket containing suburbs. I also kind of like the idea of sharing the position of VP with about 150 million other people.

The big question here is whether you would be part of the Executive or legislative branch.

Personally I don't really understand why BRTD hates me. But *shrugs*

Uh, the fact that you disagree with me on...well basically everything, worship one of my most hated people on Earth and have a strong extreme opposition to my party?

[Joe Kakistocracy]

Hypothetically in this scenario you're going to become an elected official, so it matters here.

You voted for a collection of buildings to occupy our nation's highest office.

[Aizen]

Hypothetically in this scenario you're going to become an elected official, so it matters here.

You voted for a collection of buildings to occupy our nation's highest office.

hay now, now you've gone too far. they aren't just a "collection of buildings"... they're strip clubs.

[falling apart like the ashes of American flags]

Yes, and once strip clubs are declared ineligible to hold the office, that means opebo becomes President.