Have you ever had a Girlfriend before?

[7,052,770]

I don't drink/party.  I'm pretty nerdy.  I have recently acknowledged the fact that I'm very similar to Steve Carrell's character in the 40-Year Old Virgin.

Finally, someone else.

I get to play Seth Rogan's character....in pretty much everything he's ever done.

"bag of sand?!"

We would have...sex...all the time!  And she would say things like "I'm so nasty...Let's screw!"  And I'd be nailing her, and she'd be like "You're nailing me!"

[minionofmidas]

Never, nor do I ever expect to have one. 

No one in real life knows just how hopeless I consider my prospects of finding a mate.  At the surface they think I am cheerful and optimistic, but deep down I am actually in utter despair. 

You're starting to sound like WalterMitty.

You mean Supersoulty?  I have never heard Mitty being as dejected about his chances with the fairer sex. 

Mitty's pessimistic in general.

True, but I don't recall him starting threads bemoaning how hopeless his chances are with women, and how depressed he is as a result.

Might be something to do with the fact he's married with a small son.

[minionofmidas]

Don't toss around terms like "future wife" like that.

Ummm, we were engaged for over a year. That's all I'll say.

She'll be back. This is certainly not the first time she dumped me.

But she dumped you anyways. It's a good thing you didn't get married.

Oh gee, that kind of relationship. My commiserations.
(What's a "proddy"?)

[Willy Woz]

(What's a "proddy"?)

Protestant.

[Joe Republic]

Several, but of varying degrees of seriousness.  My current one will cease to be my girlfriend later this year.

[Platypus]

Several, but of varying degrees of seriousness.  My current one will cease to be my girlfriend later this year.

Unless it is being forcedon you, ie she's moving to Swaziland, why keep it going if its destined to end?

Oh wait, there's that thing with the thing and the not-thing....

[Joe Republic]

Several, but of varying degrees of seriousness.  My current one will cease to be my girlfriend later this year.

Unless it is being forcedon you, ie she's moving to Swaziland, why keep it going if its destined to end?

Oh wait, there's that thing with the thing and the not-thing....

I most certainly don't intend for it to end, and I strongly doubt that she does either.

[AndrewTX]

Ummm...yeah..

[Platypus]

Several, but of varying degrees of seriousness.  My current one will cease to be my girlfriend later this year.

Unless it is being forcedon you, ie she's moving to Swaziland, why keep it going if its destined to end?

Oh wait, there's that thing with the thing and the not-thing....

I most certainly don't intend for it to end, and I strongly doubt that she does either.

Gotcha. Hugs from afar.

[riceowl]

yes.  whoops!

[Keystone Phil]

Several, but of varying degrees of seriousness.  My current one will cease to be my girlfriend later this year.

Unless it is being forcedon you, ie she's moving to Swaziland, why keep it going if its destined to end?

Oh wait, there's that thing with the thing and the not-thing....

I most certainly don't intend for it to end, and I strongly doubt that she does either.

If that's the case, that's sad that you still think it will. 

[Joe Republic]

Several, but of varying degrees of seriousness.  My current one will cease to be my girlfriend later this year.

Unless it is being forcedon you, ie she's moving to Swaziland, why keep it going if its destined to end?

Oh wait, there's that thing with the thing and the not-thing....

I most certainly don't intend for it to end, and I strongly doubt that she does either.

If that's the case, that's sad that you still think it will. 

Read between the lines, Phil.  She'll no longer be my girlfriend later this year... 

[Sam Spade]

The internet is good for attracting the type of men who like to post in this thread.

My status is, however:  Taken.

[Keystone Phil]

Several, but of varying degrees of seriousness.  My current one will cease to be my girlfriend later this year.

Unless it is being forcedon you, ie she's moving to Swaziland, why keep it going if its destined to end?

Oh wait, there's that thing with the thing and the not-thing....

I most certainly don't intend for it to end, and I strongly doubt that she does either.

If that's the case, that's sad that you still think it will. 

Read between the lines, Phil.  She'll no longer be my girlfriend later this year... 

A married Joe Republic? Mr. and Mrs. Republic? That's excellent! Congrats! I'll be expecting my invitation to the Roman Catholic matrimony mass and the reception. 

[riceowl]

Several, but of varying degrees of seriousness.  My current one will cease to be my girlfriend later this year.

Unless it is being forcedon you, ie she's moving to Swaziland, why keep it going if its destined to end?

Oh wait, there's that thing with the thing and the not-thing....

I most certainly don't intend for it to end, and I strongly doubt that she does either.

If that's the case, that's sad that you still think it will. 

Read between the lines, Phil.  She'll no longer be my girlfriend later this year... 

congratulate her on her upcoming surgery for me!

[Joe Republic]

Riceowl ftw!  'Jennifer' will shortly become 'Jonathan', and will of course remain the love of my life.

[Platypus]

Riceowl ftw!  'Jennifer' will shortly become 'Jonathan', and will of course remain the love of my life.

That's even more awesome than I though the awesome thing was. Give your partner my support

[Reaganfan]

I shouldn't have a problem in the next few years given that I have a wider array of likeability. I'll date a 20 year old or a 27 year old...as long as I like them and they like me. Once I'm set in the Air Force down in the South (where people are nicer) then I should be up to my eyeballs in women. Trust me...it's gonna happen!

[Platypus]

I shouldn't have a problem in the next few years given that I have a wider array of likeability. I'll date a 20 year old or a 27 year old...as long as I like them and they like me. Once I'm set in the Air Force down in the South (where people are nicer) then I should be up to my eyeballs in women. Trust me...it's gonna happen!

Keep hope alive!  Hey, the Air Force helped my grandfather win the heart of a beautiful young woman who was way out of his league (my dear, departed grandmother), so maybe it will do the same to you.

And yes, Southern women are better...as long as you stick with the genteel type and not the trashy type.

Naso's not into genteelmen.

[Willy Woz]

I shouldn't have a problem in the next few years given that I have a wider array of likeability. I'll date a 20 year old or a 27 year old...as long as I like them and they like me. Once I'm set in the Air Force down in the South (where people are nicer) then I should be up to my eyeballs in women. Trust me...it's gonna happen!

Keep hope alive!  Hey, the Air Force helped my grandfather win the heart of a beautiful young woman who was way out of his league (my dear, departed grandmother), so maybe it will do the same to you.

And yes, Southern women are better...as long as you stick with the genteel type and not the trashy type.

What about the in-betweens? You know, the working- and middle-class...

[Хahar 🤔]

I don't drink/party.  I'm pretty nerdy.

Same for me except I wouldn't consider myself "nerdy." I have my own kind of fun and my friends who do drink and such accept it and enjoy it.

Yeah.  Well "nerdy" is a pretty subjective term.  I'd say you fall into my definition though.

Well, that must be a very loose definition since you don't know much about me off the forum (how I am with my friends, what activities I am involved in, etc).

Yes, of course.  Just going by your forum persona and facebook page.  I could be way off.

If you post here, that makes you a nerd. End of story.

Especially if you're involved with Atlasia.

[Reaganfan]

I shouldn't have a problem in the next few years given that I have a wider array of likeability. I'll date a 20 year old or a 27 year old...as long as I like them and they like me. Once I'm set in the Air Force down in the South (where people are nicer) then I should be up to my eyeballs in women. Trust me...it's gonna happen!

Keep hope alive!  Hey, the Air Force helped my grandfather win the heart of a beautiful young woman who was way out of his league (my dear, departed grandmother), so maybe it will do the same to you.

And yes, Southern women are better...as long as you stick with the genteel type and not the trashy type.

Give me a southern hottie...and I'll be buttering bread all night.

[Platypus]

I shouldn't have a problem in the next few years given that I have a wider array of likeability. I'll date a 20 year old or a 27 year old...as long as I like them and they like me. Once I'm set in the Air Force down in the South (where people are nicer) then I should be up to my eyeballs in women. Trust me...it's gonna happen!

Keep hope alive!  Hey, the Air Force helped my grandfather win the heart of a beautiful young woman who was way out of his league (my dear, departed grandmother), so maybe it will do the same to you.

And yes, Southern women are better...as long as you stick with the genteel type and not the trashy type.

Give me a southern hottie...and I'll be buttering bread all night.

ewwewwewwewwewwewwewwewwewwewweww.

I can cope with pretty much any sexual imagery, but the idea of Naso eating bread roles over a woman's privates is pretty much my limit.

[Reaganfan]

Some hotties just for you, Hugh:



I think the one second from left wants Keystone Phil...

[Keystone Phil]

Some hotties just for you, Hugh:

Wow! Is that a recent picture? If so, Andrea and Mandy sure have lost a great deal of weight! Send them my best.