Obama/Ford (D)
Moore/Helms (C)
Rice/Sowell (R)
Williams/King (L)
McKinney/Jackson (G)
Barack Obama chooses Harold Ford as his running mate and do the best but cannot secure a majority. A Constitution Party ticket of Roy Moore and Jesse Helms sweeps most of the South and scores a few surprises. Condi Rice chooses Thomas Sowell as her running mate and fail to really gain anything. Walter Williams chooses Don King as his running mate, McKinney chooses Jesse Jackson but the tickets are non-players.
That was super hackish. The consitution party would not have a chance in hell of doing that.