Robert Stark vs. the President of BNC Bank

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I'd vote Stark, no contest.

[Colin]

What's with your hate for this BNC Bank?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

What's with your hate for this BNC Bank?

Last night due to them moving their servers it was impossible for me to access my account and get money from ATMs. Because I attempted to withdraw money too many times, my PIN was deactivated and my card is now locked out until Tuesday at the soonest when I can get things fixed. I called them and left a large profanity-laden message about how much I hate this bank and plan on closing my account as soon as possible. That'll probably embarrass my mom because she works there, but I don't care, THIS BANK F**KING SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS.

[Sensei]

most major Banks are evil.

Yeah we know. the illuminati Jews are at it again.

[Eraserhead]

Neither.

[Eraserhead]

most major Banks are evil.

Yeah we know. the illuminati Jews are at it again.

Correct. They also spit in your Starbucks.

It's all part of the Master Plan.

[Joe Republic]

What's with your hate for this BNC Bank?

Last night due to them moving their servers it was impossible for me to access my account and get money from ATMs. Because I attempted to withdraw money too many times, my PIN was deactivated and my card is now locked out until Tuesday at the soonest when I can get things fixed. I called them and left a large profanity-laden message about how much I hate this bank and plan on closing my account as soon as possible. That'll probably embarrass my mom because she works there, but I don't care, THIS BANK F**KING SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS.

Damn them and their anti-identity-theft precautions, designed to protect you.  Damn them right to Hell.

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What's with your hate for this BNC Bank?

Last night due to them moving their servers it was impossible for me to access my account and get money from ATMs. Because I attempted to withdraw money too many times, my PIN was deactivated and my card is now locked out until Tuesday at the soonest when I can get things fixed. I called them and left a large profanity-laden message about how much I hate this bank and plan on closing my account as soon as possible. That'll probably embarrass my mom because she works there, but I don't care, THIS BANK F**KING SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS.

It'd be hilarious if your mom worked for customer retention, and you ended up cursing her out.

[AndrewTX]

Write in: BRTD

[Eraserhead]

I have to comfess I work for the BNC Bank.

Wow. I think my head just exploded.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

What's with your hate for this BNC Bank?

Last night due to them moving their servers it was impossible for me to access my account and get money from ATMs. Because I attempted to withdraw money too many times, my PIN was deactivated and my card is now locked out until Tuesday at the soonest when I can get things fixed. I called them and left a large profanity-laden message about how much I hate this bank and plan on closing my account as soon as possible. That'll probably embarrass my mom because she works there, but I don't care, THIS BANK F**KING SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS.

Damn them and their anti-identity-theft precautions, designed to protect you.  Damn them right to Hell.

Yeah, it's not like they couldn't have done the maintenance at a remote time when few people would be likely to access their account and set it off unlike past 8PM on a Saturday night. And of course they couldn't have done it any other time than a weekend with a bank holiday making it impossible to fix such problems until 2 days later instead of immediately.

What's with your hate for this BNC Bank?

Last night due to them moving their servers it was impossible for me to access my account and get money from ATMs. Because I attempted to withdraw money too many times, my PIN was deactivated and my card is now locked out until Tuesday at the soonest when I can get things fixed. I called them and left a large profanity-laden message about how much I hate this bank and plan on closing my account as soon as possible. That'll probably embarrass my mom because she works there, but I don't care, THIS BANK F**KING SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS.

It'd be hilarious if your mom worked for customer retention, and you ended up cursing her out.

She doesn't. I'm not even sure who I cussed out, it was a message I left on the automated menu to report problems with your credit card after I didn't press a button to report that my card had been lost or stolen. I didn't leave my name or enter any account information either though, so it's not likely anyone will know it's me.

[Sensei]

I have to comfess I work for the BNC Bank.

A ha! The Rothchilds made Stark heel!

[Ban my account ffs!]

I'd write in Bob the Builder.  Because we need someone with some competent infrastructural knowledge in office.

[Joe Republic]

What's with your hate for this BNC Bank?

Last night due to them moving their servers it was impossible for me to access my account and get money from ATMs. Because I attempted to withdraw money too many times, my PIN was deactivated and my card is now locked out until Tuesday at the soonest when I can get things fixed. I called them and left a large profanity-laden message about how much I hate this bank and plan on closing my account as soon as possible. That'll probably embarrass my mom because she works there, but I don't care, THIS BANK F**KING SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS.

Damn them and their anti-identity-theft precautions, designed to protect you.  Damn them right to Hell.

Yeah, it's not like they couldn't have done the maintenance at a remote time when few people would be likely to access their account and set it off unlike past 8PM on a Saturday night. And of course they couldn't have done it any other time than a weekend with a bank holiday making it impossible to fix such problems until 2 days later instead of immediately.

See my response in your 'anger management' thread.  I don't believe that it was a system maintenance issue.

[??????????]

Is the President of BNC a Rothschild?