Zenobiyl
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Political Matrix E: -4.00, S: 2.43

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« on: November 24, 2024, 11:37:27 AM » |
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(TRUMP)
Yes, I’m comin’ back to serve a second term
This time I won the national elec-she-un!
Oh, thanks to you hispanics,
And the Palestine fanatics,
(Republicans)
We get four new years to rule in Washington!
(Liberals)
Good God he’s comin’ back to serve a second term
(Kamala & Hillary)
We were hoping in ’24 we’d get a turn
(Democrats)
But we lost the vicious battle
(TRUMP)
Now they’re stuck without a paddle!
(Biden)
Who will save our free and fair elect-she-uns? (Hunter escorts Biden away)
(TRUMP)
I will pacify Ukraine in my second term
Then I will amend the constitu-she-un (NO TRANS RIGHTS)
Then I’ll eliminate inflation
(Republicans)
Which is killing this great nation! (Project 2025 signs)
(Trump)
And tariff every corner of the world!
(International community)
We cannot believe he won a second term
(Macron)
He’ll destroy the Paris climate alli-unce!
(TRUMP)
Heck, I’ll be a peaceful power
Host G7 at Trump Tower
Then turn Iran into our bombing ground!
(Netanyahu and Sinwar)
We want peace and freedom in his second term (Netanyahu shoots Sinwar)
(Putin and Zelenskyy)
We want our side to have the Donbas regi-un!
(TRUMP)
There’s a beef here, let’s dispatch it (takes gun out of Zelenskyy’s hands)
And bury that ol’ hatchet
Yes, we’ve been through stormy dan-weather
Now it’s time to work together!
Gather round at Mar-a-Lago
Retribution starts tomorrow
In the four years I have left in Wash-ing-ton
Tremendous!
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