david yates

[J. J.]

So, Alcon.  Will we ever find out who did this one?

I know who did it.

Wouldn't Yates be the obvious answer? Or am I missing something?

Yates is someone else. It was someone who used it as a joke account for quite some time to fool us.

Spill the beans.

Yates seems to be relatively moderate.  Why, except for Fantasy Elections?

[minionofmidas]

Guys, Phil is lying. He knows nothing.

Either that, or it's Assad, or it's Phil himself. In declining order of likelihood.

[minionofmidas]

I didn't mean that quite the way it sounded.

[Keystone Phil]

Guys, Phil is lying. He knows nothing.

Either that, or it's Assad, or it's Phil himself. In declining order of likelihood.

Well, first of all, it's not me. I'd never do something sick like that.

Secondly, why would Earl think I'm lying? How can he say that I know nothing? Did he receive the emails? Did he chat with this "Yates" character as much as I did on AIM? I think not.

I know the mole.

[HardRCafé]

Well, first of all, it's not me. I'd never do something sick like that.

Secondly, why would Earl think I'm lying? How can he say that I know nothing? Did he receive the emails? Did he chat with this "Yates" character as much as I did on AIM? I think not.

I know the mole.

It would be very noble of you to protect the identity of someone who has caused half the forum to cry for him and pray for him for the past month under false pretenses.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Just say who it is now - so we can get this stupid thing over.

[Keystone Phil]

Well, first of all, it's not me. I'd never do something sick like that.

Secondly, why would Earl think I'm lying? How can he say that I know nothing? Did he receive the emails? Did he chat with this "Yates" character as much as I did on AIM? I think not.

I know the mole.

It would be very noble of you to protect the identity of someone who has caused half the forum to cry for him and pray for him for the past month under false pretenses.

I'm not protecting the identity. I will release the name but, as I said earlier, I want a nice book deal, too.

[Dr. Cynic]

Guys, Phil is lying. He knows nothing.

Either that, or it's Assad, or it's Phil himself. In declining order of likelihood.

Well, first of all, it's not me. I'd never do something sick like that.

Secondly, why would Earl think I'm lying? How can he say that I know nothing? Did he receive the emails? Did he chat with this "Yates" character as much as I did on AIM? I think not.

I know the mole.

Yeah, I seriously doubt it would be Phil... As much as he and I really don't see eye to eye, I don't see him as the type of person to pull this kind of crap.

I remember speaking with Yates over AIM... Since I had just lost someone to cancer, it was very painful to hear. It caused me great heartache, as it did the rest of us, whenever we heard.

But Phil, would you care to share your ideas with the whole class?

[Keystone Phil]

I remember speaking with Yates over AIM... Since I had just lost someone to cancer, it was very painful to hear. It caused me great heartache, as it did the rest of us, whenever we heard.

The whole thing with Yates hit me especially hard because I'm not going through the easiest of times right now. When he first approached me about the situation, I realized that as much as some things might suck for me right now, I have to count my blessings. I was so sad to see someone so young making what seemed to be his final goodbyes. It sucks that someone played a game with us but it's downright disgusting that they acted like they were dying while doing it.

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[Tetro Kornbluth]

How about we throw in some Milk & Cookies Phil? Will that do?

Of course I'm eager to find out.. yet 100% sure you know nothing until you 'reveal' it.

Now, as I have nothing better to do, I'm going to search thought Yeats' posts. There's nothing like a good mystery. (EDIT: He had almost 2000 posts, I doubt now it's fake.. or else someone out there truly has no life, and is perhaps in a sorrier state than Yates had ever been, if he existed. It's probably someone who needed\wanted a reason to 1) get off the forum while 2) being as dramatic as possible to gain attention to cure ennui or whatever.)

Oh, and Kudos to Alcon, Porce and Wixted.

[HardRCafé]

I'm not protecting the identity. I will release the name but, as I said earlier, I want a nice book deal, too.

Goody.  Now we have attention whoring by someone we know instead of attention whoring by someone we only thought we knew.

[Keystone Phil]

I'm not protecting the identity. I will release the name but, as I said earlier, I want a nice book deal, too.

Goody.  Now we have attention whoring by someone we know instead of attention whoring by someone we only thought we knew.

Oh, but you know this person. You know him...or her...alright...

[Colin]

I'm not protecting the identity. I will release the name but, as I said earlier, I want a nice book deal, too.

Goody.  Now we have attention whoring by someone we know instead of attention whoring by someone we only thought we knew.

Oh, but you know this person. You know him...or her...alright...

Phil, just tell us already. I would really like to know who was behind this whole scheme and if you have the answer I'd like to hear it.

[Sam Spade]

So, Alcon.  Will we ever find out who did this one?

I know who did it.

Wouldn't Yates be the obvious answer? Or am I missing something?

Yates is someone else. It was someone who used it as a joke account for quite some time to fool us.

Spill the beans.

I expect to do a Geraldo-Al Cappone's vault type thing. Maybe a book deal, too.

I doubt this is worth a book deal, not even for this site.  Whatever, the information will come out eventually.  I will patiently wait or simply ask Alcon (who is probably more accurate).

[Keystone Phil]

I doubt this is worth a book deal, not even for this site.  Whatever, the information will come out eventually.  I will patiently wait or simply ask Alcon (who is probably more accurate).

I was going to ask for a book deal and a 20/20 special but I'll just stick with 20/20, I guess.

[ilikeverin]

I know the mole.

Wait, are we talking about the regular The Mole here, or Celebrity Mole?

[Tetro Kornbluth]

It's Obviously now it's you Phil (or rather is it that Phil was the fake account and Yates the real one?).. and I will continue to post this while you continue to attention whore.

Milk, Cookies and a graphic novel by a local abstract artist who can't draw, deal?

[Colin]

I doubt this is worth a book deal, not even for this site.  Whatever, the information will come out eventually.  I will patiently wait or simply ask Alcon (who is probably more accurate).

I was going to ask for a book deal and a 20/20 special but I'll just stick with 20/20, I guess.

Do you really want to be stuck with Barbara Walters for an hour?

[Keystone Phil]

I know the mole.

Wait, are we talking about the regular The Mole here, or Celebrity Mole?

Oh, come on. The regular one, of course!

[Keystone Phil]

I doubt this is worth a book deal, not even for this site.  Whatever, the information will come out eventually.  I will patiently wait or simply ask Alcon (who is probably more accurate).

I was going to ask for a book deal and a 20/20 special but I'll just stick with 20/20, I guess.

Do you really want to be stuck with Barbara Walter's for an hour?

Give me a break, Colin! I want to be interviewed by the second favorite libertarian - John Stossel!

[Keystone Phil]

It's Obviously now it's you Phil (or rather is it that Phil was the fake account and Yates the real one?).. and I will continue to post this while you continue to attention whore.

Do you really think that I'd continue to show up here if it was me? Get real. Whoever did this would never come back here and, on top of that, say that they know who it is.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

It's Obviously now it's you Phil (or rather is it that Phil was the fake account and Yates the real one?).. and I will continue to post this while you continue to attention whore.

Do you really think that I'd continue to show up here if it was me? Get real. Whoever did this would never come back here and, on top of that, say that they know who it is.

Then stop acting like an attention whore by pretending to know who it is, your acting in a very Yeatsian manner by this (the poster, not the poet o\c) .

P.S: It's you.

[Keystone Phil]

It's Obviously now it's you Phil (or rather is it that Phil was the fake account and Yates the real one?).. and I will continue to post this while you continue to attention whore.

Do you really think that I'd continue to show up here if it was me? Get real. Whoever did this would never come back here and, on top of that, say that they know who it is.

Then stop acting like an attention whore by pretending to know who it is, your acting in a very Yeatsian manner by this (the poster, not the poet o\c) .

P.S: It's you.

¿Cuán largo ha estado haciendo eso?

[Alcon]

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Forgive me if I'm still skeptical, but a reasonable person could have thought of a thousand better ways to accomplish this.

[Colin]

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Forgive me if I'm still skeptical, but a reasonable person could have thought of a thousand better ways to accomplish this.

I don't believe a word of it. It's utter bullsh**t of the first degree. Personally I'm getting sick and tired of this and I hope that if Phil or anyone else knows who the hell this is  they share this with us. What a sick display this entire hoax has been.